Chandler Bing

Ooh, that's nice.

See, you and I have always been like:

Oh, my God.

Nick and his rock-hard pecs and his giant man-nipples.

I don't live here.

I think our second fight is going to be a big one.

Yeah, it was like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare...

I threw her at his man-nipples.

And, uh, Nick, ditto.

You know, he'll be like, "So where's your boyfriend? What's his name, Chester?"

Oh, oh. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

- Back me up here, Ross. - That's all your basing this on?

MAN: Is that an expensive blouse? KATHY: If you want it to be.

Did she call?

Here's your girlfriend's button.

- Beefsteak Charlie's? - Yes.

Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?

I hate him. And I hate her.

See you and i have always been like:

Clearly, you're having sex with him.

...and then charged me $32 to see it.

[KATHY MOANING]

That is one good-looking man.

You know, if I'd just called her, she never would have gone out with Nick...

You said, you know, with the off-stage and the heat...