Miranda Hobbes

You know what? I have to pee.

Jealous?

He is a god, and I tell him so every day.

Oh, my God.

It'll be fun. We've never even been to visit her in Connecticut.

She's insane.

- Babies. - I'll probably end up with five.

I've lost two sisters to the motherhood. I know what I'm talking about.

and the most fabulous validation I've ever gotten in my life.

I wish they made this in my size.

Her face peeled off. That can't be good.

If you're not back in five minutes, I'm coming after you.

When I was little, I took a rubber band and put it around my dog's snout.

I'm gonna go with zero.

If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off.

I love my son. Andy is 11 months old.

Just don't mention the name Shayla.

We got lost. We took the wrong bridge.

Look at that Charlotte.

I told you, it's a cult. We can't separate.

Can you picture it, us with...

What are you going to do? You gonna tell Mr. Big?

and sacrifice themselves to the same cause... babies.

I spoke to a woman with a master's in finance.

No.