Phoebe Buffay

Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

Undo it. Undo it.

You must be kidding.

I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina!

It's sympathy pains. That's so sweet!

Happy Birthday.

Sorry, I'm in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.

I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

Come on, little Chandler, it's time to be born.

It was a long shot.

Really? Male nurses?

Come on, you can do it! You can do it!

Go, little boy! Go!

Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.

Does it hurt as bad as they say?

None of them are. The father is my brother.

You won't be able to take it.

You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in?

I was kind of hoping that was it.

They are? Why?

Hey, where's his thing?

I hate to miss an opportunity because I didn't ask.

But Fonzie was already cool.

I'm kind of on a clock here.

Oh, man! I did it again!