Jeannie

how come there's no "lupper," or no "linner"?

What's the deal with Brunch? How come there's no "Lupper", or "Linner"?

Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch?

That's a shame.

what's the deal with decaf?

I mean, if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch,

A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk.

Georgie boy.

How do they get the caffeine out of there?

And then where does it go?

Otherwise you could die, if that bothers you.

It sits in a drawer for three weeks waiting to come out

See? To me, this is a waste.

and when it finally does,

Remember I told you about the bank? Yeah.

it only sticks up half an inch out of your collar.

And then where does it go?

Hey. So, what's the deal with Sunday brunch?