Joey Tribbiani (as Matt Le Blanc)

There's a Phoebe on my sandwich.

- When is the baby due? - Six months.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Hey, if you didn't want to play, then why'd you come to the party?

Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant-lady glow.

Welcome to America.

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl? - She was a welder.

...and you don't want to cheat on them unless it's with someone really hot?

Yeah, but at what cost?

Hey, now, if a cow should die of natural causes...

Wow. Hey, you guys seem to be having a good time.

...I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.

Ooh, I was going to say bologna. But that's better.

Were you, like, in the movie?

No extra animals would die. You'd just be eating my animals.

- What? - Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?

All right, come on, let's go get your coat.

- Yeah, totally. - All right, okay.

Hey, what if I said I could even things out for you, meat-wise?

Hey, I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.

Oh, my gosh. Two in a row. You gotta use your tongues now.

...I could have one of those, right?

Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha.

- Or spin the bottle. - And he's not 11.

Six more months, three meals a day?