Paula Proctor

Snap out of it.

getting stuck in your shrink's doggie door,

but I can't take it anymore.

Lose my phone number.

This is not an audition, it is a trap.

and lest we forget "poopsgiving."

Fine.

And Valencia is playing with you like a cat with a chipmunk.

They are just a stepping-stone on the way to Josh.

begging a client to sleep with your mother,

that you are madly in love with Josh Chan.

I know, sweetie.

And now you are going to be

And more to the point, you don't care about them.

Until you admit that you love Josh Chan, I'm out.

(Sighs)