Loras Tyrell

That much is beyond dispute.

and brother-in-law.

I-I am as well.

Of Brienne the Beauty?

because you'll never marry her.

So, looking forward to your wedding?

It's terrible, isn't it?

And neither will you.

My only remaining wish

Luckily for you, none of this will happen

is to devote my life to the Seven.

The most terrible place there is.

Though I suppose a brooch is a sort of pin, so...

Yes, very much.

Ser Loras, it's quite all right.

After you're wed to Cersei, of course.

If you somehow managed to put a child in her first,

-(CROWD MURMURlNG) -What?

You are all your father promised and more, my lady.

Ser Jaime, I'm very sorry.

the food, the tournaments.

And the bride, of course.