Chandler Bing

He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!

Kitchen, slash, bathroom.

I know. But look at the knobs on it!

Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?

...so we can make fun of your hair.

He's a pimp!

I'm Italian.

I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad.

Well, I see you've had a very productive day.

There you go. He's a pimp.

You built a fort, didn't you?

Let's go quicker!

The cowboy hat's a little much.

Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs?

No closet space, but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag.

He’s a big, tap dancing pimp

Didn't you sign a lease?

Apartment listings?

Uh, he's a tap dancer.

But it's available now.

Not even on page seven?

So why don't you be a grownup and come watch TV in the fort?

Oh. You mean this.

No, the quiet down thing.

Come on, it's fun!