Barbara

My pleasure, my pleasure.

Love at first sight.

All you do is look at porno. That's all you fucking do!

- You think so? - I know so, mister.

You like movies?

- They give awards for movies! - They give awards for porn too.

Don't call me that. Oh, my God! That's the most disgusting thing

First of all, everybody watches porn, OK? All guys.

- I didn't tell you my name. - Obviously you did, 'cause I looked it up.

where he's, like, looking at himself while you're doing it?

- You are so full of shit! - Second of all...

- I asked around. - You asked around about me?

She has been spending a lot of time at my place, though. So I looked into it.

He treats women like they're trash, but... he makes six figures.

If Armando can do it, that man is such an asshole.

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You're cute, I like you.

What the fuck are you doing? How do you watch that shit?

- Well, at least you're being honest now. - Let me ask you a question.

Don't call me anymore.

You don't think I could make you happy if I wanted to?

I thought you were different.

- Oh, fuck! - Who's that?

Look, you don't know me, so I'm gonna let you off the hook this time.