Albert

that's all I need.

- Guardian of an infinite abyss. - Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.

that's never been done before.

Well, we're calling it Kiernan's Fault. It's, uh...

No one really knows what it is because we haven't been able to explore it.

Good luck in the rain. Um, do you guys want some garbage bags or something?

- "Albert's Abyss." - Well, maybe. Who knows?

That's it. Thank you so much.

Of doing something that's completely unique...

I suppose it is odd that we live down here like this.

Well, we think it's important.

I guess I just like the idea of discovering something.

But we also trade and deal in antique jewelry.

But what they don't know is that at night I climb down.

Thank you. Hey!

Meanwhile, while they're locked in litigation, they hired me...

and our beautiful baby...

- to make sure no one comes inside. - Wow.

in a bad storm, I like to pretend that this old boat's my own private ark.

- I'm not quite sure it still floats. - Yeah, I don't know.

But I like to pretend it's infinite.

- Yeah. - Really.