Phoebe Buffay

It's raining. I don't like to fly in the rain so...

Ooh. You nailed the Old Lady. Oh!

Oh, fine. Take his side.

Oh, this must be killing you.

...of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.

- G-sharp. - G-sharp?

Hornswoggle?

Hey, Pheebs.

Do you want to learn to play guitar?

I bet they're doing it.

That's weird.

- Really? How come? ROSS: Ah.

Have you been studying the real names of the chords?

Really? Who have you taught?

Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.

- Yes. Yes, I did. - Then do Iceberg.

Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends.

So then, this is Bear Claw.

Yeah, well, you know, maybe you just need to try a little harder.

Oh, I can't talk to you. I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages.

Well, I taught me and I loved me.

You know, none of my other student...

No, but you're questioning my method.

Give me your hands.

...thought I was stupid.