Chandler Bing

Yes, yes! A thousand times, yes!

Who are you, the Hardy Boys?

There's nothing we can do?

...in the basement of a Pizza Hut.

There will be strippers. He didn't say anything about no strippers.

You got some chili on your neck.

I haven't had any yet.

I believe it was, "The stripper stole the ring."

It's a question for science-fiction writers.

-You slept with her? -Of course!

I can't believe it's not me.

It's also the 10th time you've told us.

-How could it not be me? -I'm not even

You lost the ring. You're the worst best man!

All right, here's the ring.

Just planning my bachelor party with my best man.

I haven't really had any yet.

So you might say that the ring is irreplaceable.

Absolutely. It's been in my family for generations.

-What about me? You said I could. -I'm not getting married!

Ross, you were right. He should be your best man.

So you might say it's a magic ring.

That sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find!

Thanks, man.

I really wanna help you out, but I got plans to go see Titanic...