Dr. Ross Geller

Okay. Rock, hard place. Me.

That's it? I mean, mittens are "nice."

Whoa, back up there, sparky.

Why? Why would I? Why?

Oh, good! Rog is here.

...if I thought that she was a lesbian?

Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee.

Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling. Maybe

You know, I don't see that happening.

You're so funny!

I married a lesbian to make you look good!

Well, I'm not showing you my tat!

What were you doing seeing her boobies?

What did you mean by that?

Come on up.

Gives them a Latin spin.

There's something about

That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures.

No, we hate him!

...that you use your humor to keep people at a distance.

Yeah. No, that's not what I was saying.

You talked to your dad?

So he was a little analytical. That's what he does.

Which has nothing to do with it. I found out today.

- What's the matter with Rog? - It's a little thing. I hate that guy!