Dr. Ross Geller

And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

My wife's a lesbian.

She doesn't know you sneak out every night...

Seven years!

Your dresser is missing, but this she notices.

She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers.

Just taking it to get rewired.

MONICA: Ross...

And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation.

...and back every morning...

Carol should be home by now, so...

"God, my wife is cool." Heh.

Because Carol's a lesbian.

- How's it going with you guys? - Better, actually.

...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week.

What are you doing with the lamp?

But last week, she met this woman at the gym, Susan something.

...or I had a uterus.

- How many more tomorrow? - Two.

No, honey, really. It's fine.

I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble.

Where is everybody?

...is kind of over.

Excuse me, there was no time.

Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing...