Dr. Ross Geller

What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me.

You take your time.

Please, have a heart.

We think he was trying to spell out monkey.

You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a K.

He watches Jeopardy...

Do you have a point?

We can go to Williamsburg.

...he touches himself when nobody's watching.

I just heave it downfield.

Is that what this is about?

I can't believe she's blowing me off.

I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

...tonight.

Oh, look, he's waking up.

See, I am so not ready to be a father.

So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?

No. Why?

You're gonna make a great dad.

Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay?

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.

Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.

Hey, come on, you came through. You did what you had to do.

Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time.