Chandler Bing

I rushed the stage at a Wham! Concert, for crying out loud.

That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-a-lot?

I hate this stupid day and everything about it.

Nothing. I said you're so great, and then I just stopped talking.

Are you aware that you're still talking?

Yeah, well, "sorry" doesn't bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home.

Listen, Roland Cheng...

It's exactly like it sounds.

- Without my toe? I need my toe. - Okay.

"More turkey, Mr. Chandler?"

We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story.

Yes, yes, Monica is thin. It's wonderful.

That's why I lost my toe? Because I called you fat?

You did look like an idiot.

This is not gonna work.

It has the nail.

Yeah, well, I miss the tip.

Hey, it's not like it sounds.

Oh, my God.

- I'll see you later. - Wait, Chandler.

- Look, Monica... - Look.

It's the best part.

Nice try.

Yeah, just leave me alone for a little while.

Thanksgiving's over. Get ready for Christmas.