Stanford Blatch

"The Bone" is like the human equivalent of the sable coat.

How could anyone that gorgeous be straight?

And I said, "You should get the bulge in your pants.

- Is he gay? - He denies it.

He's so beautiful that I find that sometimes I have to look away.

- We'd better let you get dressed. - I am dressed.

Derek, I would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.

- We'll see you after the show. - Bye.

Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice?

Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town.

- Where? - Look at him.

- That would be funny, wouldn't it? - Yeah.

and he told me he'd like to get a piece of it for his apartment...

- Do you see him? - Right over there.

The other day, Derek and I were walking past his billboard...

- Wow, that's great. - Have you read it?

I keep dreaming that someday he's gonna say, "Stanford, I love you."

It's like he travels with his own personal lighting director.

That way when women ask how big you are, you can say, 'Fourteen feet'.,,