Hanna Marin

He needs to get to Oz so he can ask the Wizard for a penis.

Put it towards my birthday present. I registered at Saks.

- I'm not scary. Am I scary? - A little.

Give it back to her now or I swear to God I will rip your head off.

No, I just didn't want that bag anymore. I'll give you back your money.

...his Dad owns, like, half of Rhode Island.

Don't bother. Take my Andrew Jacksons...

Nice bag.

I'm your friend, geek.

Shocking though.

God, he's freaking me out.

Isn't he dead?

- He knows that story's bogus. - Why did he bring it up?

But forget about me, what's going on with you?

Uh, Han, why are you still eating that?

I really appreciate this, Lucas.

...you start speaking a different language.

We had to cordon off the area, it's an investigation.

Mm-hm.

But you bought it online, right?

- All of you? - Yes. All of us.

It's not like you go to college and then...

- His father? - Noel. Ew.

...that two years ago, we were him?

Gone. Cool. That was easy.