Dr. Ross Geller

Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

Easy, tiger.

I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowie?

Get married.

Why don't we?

Damn! I thought that'd be romantic as hell.

Move in with me?

She lives there. I live here.

...and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian.

...to get married.

I wish I could.

I didn't mean it. I take it back.

I never would've gotten this if it weren't for you.

We know it's a bit hasty...

I just hate this so much.

I mean, last night I got my ear pierced. Me!

-My job. -You'll get a job here.

So? Then you could stay as long as you want.

I think it's great!

Emily and I, we decided...

So, how are you guys doing?

I can't believe you're getting married!

This makes sense for us.

I always hear about them foreigners stealing American jobs.

...but it just feels so right.