Phoebe Buffay

-Peanut butter or egg whites? -Peanut butter.

I was so focused on being mad at you, I forgot what it was I was mad about.

Then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz.

-Do you like flora or fauna? -Fauna.

-Why? -I don't know. He went crazy.

-North or south route? -North.

On the south route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.

That game should not be played without my supervision.

I don't know! I don't remember!

-Simon or Garfunkel? -Garfunkel.

-No thinking. Tie or ascot? -Ascot.

What's in the bag?

I'll ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.

-Hey, dude. -Hey, Phoebe.

But I'm sorry about the fat-ass thing because you have a sweet, little heinie.

Yeah, I've been around.

My grandma.

Here we go. I want you to relax.

There's a chance this may have been a dream.

If you take the north route, there's a man with a beard of bees.

-If you don't know, I can't help you. -I don't know.

I'm trying. Man, that guy can push my buttons!

-Why are you mad? -You said I was boring.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

No, don't say, "I'm sorry," with porn.