Dr. Ross Geller

Oh, no. You just rolled over the juice box.

Sun shining, birds chirping.

...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.

No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.

Dr. Burke is sexy?

...it was, like, "Whoa! Ross' hands are on my butt!"

- I feel self-conscious. - Come on, touch my butt.

Why are you dressed up?

- It's the Miracle Wax! - It certainly is a miracle.

It could be worse, could be naked.

I know. It is pretty unbel

Dr. Burke?

This screen is amazing. Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

Oh, God! Absolutely!

...for dessert.

We're not alone.

You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why...

You're not laughing.

I told you there'd be subtitles.

All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt.

- It's Richard Burke. - Who's Richard Burke?

I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.

Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt.

...a brother to Dad.

I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing.