Phoebe Buffay

Glow Pop Jiggly Jam.

I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.

-He doesn't like "Josh"? -No, I don't.

I wanted to go to the strip club!

Don't you just love the way they talk?

Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club.

If it'll help.

You'll have plenty of chances.

Googlie Worm.

That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's what we called each other.

There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over.

-He still hasn't called. -Who, Josh?

...so I clocked her.

No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted.

Phase two?

Are we all together in a group?

And come with us and watch naked girls dance!

-You know what girls are good at? -Stripping!

So did you get to meet her?

-I can't. I have to work. -Phoebe?

Wow, and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants.

It's so funny!

But I did punch a girl in the face.

So you hit her?

It's not my baby.