Chandler Bing

Oh, too soon, too schmoon.

Yemen.

My ass is, like, frozen.

And Yemen. That actually sounds like a real country.

I'll wait for you.

Hi. I need a fake ticket to Yemen.

We're not involved. I'm gonna do a preemptive strike.

- Chandler, there's a guy right over there. - That's a mailman.

American Express?

[JANICE GASPS]

- To Paris? - No. No, not Paris.

...was because most of the people had paid to hear the actor sing "Old Man River."

Okay. Goodbye.

And you said it was gonna be fun.

To London? Oh. No, Rome? Vienna? Ooh, ooh. Barcelona?

Well, I guess I gotta go.

Face it, honey, I am not letting you get away this time.

Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?

Which it kind of is.

Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.

I'm gonna end it with her before it starts.

Are you traveling with a child?

- When? - I don't know exactly.

And she's picked up like nine new ones.

What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?