Joey Tribbiani

He made Rachel cry!

And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée.

- Thank you. - Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, man! But then we won't be bank buddies.

I'm the chick, and Chandler's the duck.

He's too shy.

You just need more practice.

- Where? - On the tushy.

Maybe I'm enjoying it a little. I'm getting pretty good at it.

...unless you want me to call the landlord.

All right, that's it. School is in session!

That was amazing! We totally nailed it!

Instead, he'll evict you. See you later!

That's not prison lingo, is it?

Yeah, right.

Maybe you haven't heard of "not making girls cry."

So you'll go and apologize to her...

...my breasts are coming out my back.

You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live?

You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me.

Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968.

I don't know how to lead.

Ha-ha-ha. You guys owe me bigtime.

Your friends are out of here, pal.

All right, I'll try.