Phoebe Buffay

- Bread, so you never go hungry. - Oh.

You can't just call godfather.

- Hey, everyone, this is Katie. - Hi.

He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who here likes Ross?"

This way I'm just, you know, the exotic, generous stranger.

And a scented candle for the bathroom.

Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me...

Who here likes Ross?

Yeah, uh-huh, hundred dollars.

Can you believe that guy?

Oh, hi, Ross.

It's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.

Oh, sure.

And he's wearing two nametags.

So I think you all know what I mean.

I'm talking you up to people.

Um, I told them about you and Emily. You know, trying to get some sympathy.

But somehow you came off as the bad guy.

Oh, I thought this was your party, and it turns out it's a party for Howard.

Yeah, but they didn't ask me, you know?

Don't you think her brother should be godfather?

I just thought if I kept insulting them you would jump in and defend everyone.

I'll be honest with you guys. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all.

No, I'm not. No, if anything, I'm making you look better.

We should talk about that...