Spencer Hastings

Don't stay up too late, okay?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

You don't have to put on a brave face for us, okay? We get it.

Mom, this is Alex Santiago.

It was either "humpty dumpty" or "Jesus is coming. Look busy."

I don't want to go.

Spence, don't forget to turn off the yard lights, okay?

I only kill when we need food.

Uh... Pass. I want a pop-tart.

I thought you'd be relieved.

I'm not going to.

Oh, honey, would you hold this? I'm buzzing.

What am I looking at?

Can I get to the bathroom?

Sweden? Why did he give it to you?

Uh, you can go. Seriously, my mom's gonna be here soon, so...

So you'd rather spend the rest of your summer tossing broken plaster in a dumpster?

You know what happens when you stick four lobsters in a tank and cut off their food supply?

Is there a magic password?

So, uhm, I was thinking...

Wait, so now you want us to leave?

You need to call Alex.

- Why are you so shocked? - Because you're not.

- I'm gonna take off. - Why? Where are we going?

You know, If she starts going over a cliff, you grab the wheel.