Penn Jillette

Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house?

I'm out.

So, what do you say, Joey?

I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked.

He painted that.

Well, uh, what can you swing?

Okay, I get the picture. Uh, thanks for your time.

You need these books.

Huh. These must be Chandler's pants.

For 50 bucks you can get one book.

That works out to just 50 bucks a book.

I want to see how this bad boy turns out. Heh.

[BOTH LAUGHING]