Barney Martin

Barney Martin clip

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And smart, like a computer.

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He didn't have a Coke.

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I hate her like poison.

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- You gotta jiggle it a little bit. - I jiggled it.

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Number one, signing off.

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We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.

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Think you're better than me, huh?

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-The crepe place? -Yeah, this is all big crepe money.

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- I don't want it. - I don't want it!

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Oh, for God's sake.

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- I'll make a few phone calls. - Who you gonna call?

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I did not have a Coke.

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You don't get corned beef like that anymore.

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Have you ever had really good paella?

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It was those culottes you made him wear when he was 5.

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- Thousands. - Thousands?

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- I don't see how that happened. - Oh, you don't see.

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- What plans? - We have plans.

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If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.

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Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?

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I wanted a Chip Ahoy.

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It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy.

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Something's fishy about this.

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