Shane Coffey

You wanna grab a coffee or something?

Hey, how's it going? Good.

Yeah, how was your year abroad?

If you wanted to go out tonight.

Anyway, so, uh, I was wondering

It's about to get crazy out here.

Look who I found! Oh, mrs. Welch. Hi.

Is that weird?

Is this a date?

Uh, my dad was studying algae in a river delta.

Would understand, or at least try.

Which was... Really lame.

Or...

I spent a lot of time in hip waders,

What? Who even does that anymore?

So, how long have you been seeing each other? A while.

I thought that if it looked like ranch dressing...

It's a really long story. Brought you something.

Maybe you went out with the wrong person tonight.

I don't have to tell your mom anything, As long as you promise to do the same.

What'd you do to bring on the parental wrath?

So, what brings you here? Uh, oh, a friend of mine had an extra ticket.

No, I'm not saying that it's-

Paste-free, I promise.

"return to kinder, gentler traditions" agenda.