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And two, because of your mental health issues,
thank you, everybody, for this party...
♪ She's an ingenue ♪
out of nowhere. I'm not crazy.
Wait, w-w-wait, please, please, please,
Sorry for what? Sorry for what?
MARCO: (grunts softly) So...
(sighs)
You get back with Rebecca,
I do want that kayak.
♪ Actually, a triangle has multiple centers ♪
You have made a great decision, Mr. Serrano.
I got a DUI, spent a night in jail,
if we act like adults this time...
Do you mean the period sex? It's not gross,
Josh...
Oh, thank God. I'm so glad we cycle together.
Oh, no. Don't pin this on me.
No, Darryl, I legit just barfed.
I was on BuzzFeed and I saw a listicle about polyamory,
You-you didn't own it, jackass.
Yeah, definitely worth the $1.99.
Scott, meet me at home.
- Yeah. - Oh...
Your-Your dream school.
You're moving... you just sprung this on us.
_
Dad?
And we actually know each other.
There's really no need to stress.
♪ The math of love triangles ♪
you seem like a really viable alternative.
I'm not pregnant.
How did I miss those signs?
I can't even believe you still talk to me.
I'm starting a Tuesday, Thursday 6:00 a.m. boot camp in the park
Do you listen to anything I say?
Mmm.
Okay?
No, okay, Paula, when my mother was pregnant,
Wait,
under my nose from the very beginning.
Maybe that is more important.
Like, this is basically a miracle.
- at his house? - Yeah,
Wait, there was a Signs 2 and 3?
♪ If not, I'll be swinging ♪
Yeah. Uh...
that's not quite as expensive...
exactly what I should do. I mean,
♪ Me... ♪
(sighs)
but that's how I've lived my whole life