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I can't leave because of my recovery.
And if you're here,
would be healthy.
♪ Party till it's dry ♪
'Cause I keep getting signs for both.
What just happened?
to tell you that I loved you.
- 24 years. - Mm. Paula,
Kidding.
Dad, I can't just pick up and move across the country
(car alarm chirps)
- Greg, what are you doing? - Yeah, what are you doing, Greg?
Right, okay, so, don't be mad at me,
I don't want to hurt anybody, but...
(exhales shakily)
God, why did we decide to have sex again?
I mean, I think that
What are you do... ? Oh, come on.
the "big changes" rule.
♪ That's also a triangle pun ♪
Okay, I need some air, some... air.
and I've lived here for 15 years,
Yeah.
You are.
Maya, get with the program, you millennial!
Huh?
I'm in West Covina is because the universe
Thank you, Dr. Akopian.
Why didn't we do that?
I feel that it is my destiny to be with one of these two men.
♪ 'Cause the center of the triangle ♪
then we can walk over to that adorable
He once served cheese and crackers to me on a Frisbee.
The two pillars of any great relationship.
I feel like a part of me is leaving town, too.
It's all gonna happen. Thanks, baby.
How long have you been sitting on that speech?
(laughing): I mean,
I mean, Josh, I've loved you since I was 16 years old,
pop out and get you a test, mm-Kay?
Also, it's not coming over, it's coming home, so...
♪ Isn't hard to learn ♪
and asked him about rolling admissions,
Oh...
I started leaving my stuff here and...
Greg?
My dad's still here.
♪ You all deserve a kiss ♪
(cackling continues)
(chuckles nervously)
One, neither man is actually
♪ Cut that in half to find the area of the surfaces ♪
Oh, that whole sign thing,
to work on yourself.
♪ You're not taking in what we're saying ♪
♪ No, not right like correct ♪
I'm literally never there.
(door closes)
I'm being very generous.
You're only a couple days late
I'm trying to stay sober.
- Isn't it awesome? - (laughs)