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So, I overheard you saying the other day
(party horns blaring)
I got to get out of here. I'm gonna go on a walk.
Oh. God,
You got, uh, I don't know, puffy boobs, migraines, cramps?
♪ Is this a triangle? ♪
I just needed a walk.
and I'll still be back for Christmas and stuff.
♪ Will this help me choose? ♪
- Now-Now you can afford to. - Dad...
Nothing can stop you, Paula.
It was nice to see you.
I don't really like her, anyway.
What?
Thanks for being a good friend, Chan.
Not anymore.
raise Josh's baby, right?
... and then they change
- Hey, Rebecca, this is weird. - Yeah.
Oh, I'm so confused.
♪ The math of love triangles is super-duper fun ♪
Josh, Greg and I could be a poly-amorous throuple,
What? What?
I'm glad to hear that, Rebecca.
But, the good news is...
- You could send me a text. - Stop it.
(laughing): That's kind of funny.
Are you sure?
You know what? I'm calling it.
it was just a casual thing. But then
I'm gonna go fall in love at the Olive Garden.
and she would barf everywhere!
I gotta go.
(chuckles)
Thanks for teaching me man math
with your personal issues.
New relationships?
In the book. In our book. In our book.
(sighs)
No. No...
You got anything?
Oh, my God, what have... What is that?
Having Josh's baby.
(mouthing)
- what's happening here? - (mouths)
You should sit down. Sit down, sit down. This is big.
Sorry, I got distracted by the crying.
- GREG AND JOSH: Great idea! - Yay!
It said, "I Pay Cash." (chuckles)
that Greg and I were meant to
Or Jeremiah, I really like Jeremiah.
Yeah, me, too.
the baby can only be Josh's, ask Ovunation.
It's not the period sex!
don't go, don't go. Listen...
vitamins?
We're so sweet together that it's almost nauseating.
♪ Maybe I can solve this with geometry ♪
Don't make a big deal out of it, but I know...
♪ I need to choose between men, but until then ♪
(phone chimes)
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
having sex and basically living together.
Nine West heels, just like Melanie Griffith.
Like, literally, just now, that was a transaction?
I'm giving you half the money...
Yeah, honey, no one gets the egg salad from the vending machine.
I was so torn between you two.
WiJo, I hope to be half the man you are someday.
♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪
Those are guidelines.
I'm afraid to change my socks.
Catch me!
Um, I have other patients.
Um... yes.
it was... it was like a sign.
Be careful about stereotyping, okay?
Honey, are you okay?