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this is fun.
No one ever leaves this place.
Go, go, go.
But thanks.
You're always bragging about getting in, so-so go already.
two significant others at the same time.
You're, uh, both leaving?
It's so great now that I don't have to choose.
Oh, I was gonna spread my wings.
God, they're a great couple.
I have something I have to do.
You don't seem to know how to count.
we should've come here.
It's the guy who was under my nose all along,
I got great news.
Can I call you that? Instead of Guardrail?
So, you think you're pregnant because you hurled once?
♪ Is lil, old, sexy, little baby ♪
that scene in Working Girl where all the women walk to work
but we've been so unsure about what's happening between us.
♪ We're starting to suspect ♪
You know, I thought you were writing an article
Lot of hours to fill when you're not drinking.
Well, I should head to the gate.
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
♪ Lady, we're all gay ♪
♪ You don't sincerely want to know about triangles ♪
Wow, I'm so glad I came over...
(in baby voice): Okay.
I hope you brought napkins.
and I have been miserable.
that I got the biggest sign of all.
♪ That's really erect ♪
Do you need a glass of water?
they ship those sandwiches in hot trucks from Colorado?
(in baby voice): So, you see my predicament.
I did. I judged you.
Paula, just take the test
What should I do?
(laughing): Paula!
All right, look.
What?
No, I'm pregnant because I ate that egg salad sandwich.
It's-it's done, I swear.
♪ We're a little bit concerned ♪
You're ruining the number!
(exhales deeply)
to find out if I can have my dream
but this sounds like an opportunity
♪ So, professors, teach me ♪
have been the most upsetting of my life!
(sighs)
This confirms what I've been feeling.
Oh, my God, thank you.
you start this semester.
Who?
this is what happens to me, right?
Can I come?
No, come on, this love triangle thing, the bouncing back and forth.
- Oh... - I mean,
from the school where you applied.
You're good.
It feels great, but it's also, like, really scary.
(sighs heavily) Well...
on us for Psychology Today.
I mean, think about it, I'm on birth control,
Ah, how you've grown.
- Recovery. - Yeah.
- Yay! - Mm.
(groans)