Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

REBECCA: Okay! So, change of plans.

You wanted to start right away.

You have to know that.

I am applying to law school!

♪ But wait, it just occurred to me ♪

Rebecca, the last three minutes

the longer I can pretend this isn't happening.

Aah, this is so hard.

He actually doesn't even own a platter.

- Oh... - (chuckles)

Hey, what are you doing here?

♪ Is as simple as can be ♪

'Cause we hated the outdoors?

this sort of relationship isn't a default option

and then my life started flashing before my eyes,

except for this sandwich... That was delicious.

Look, there's meetings in Atlanta. And for a sponsor,

offering you a relationship.

It's just one extra syllable to make it right.

♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪

you're welcoming the opportunity

- and we'll go from there. - I can't.

I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel,

♪ Which angle's right? ♪

And it was when I stopped looking for signs

- I bought these shoes. - Oh!

The universe got back to me. Thanks, universe!

(both chuckling)

(frustrated grunt)

And he treats you well?

I just got my period, so I am not pregnant!

for someone who can't choose.

so you can go to school.

and I ignore him, but we have undeniable chemistry.

and that bitch Fate just...

we'll just, I don't know, start over, pretend we never met.

- You could write it down. - Nope.

her, including her career and her vagina.

And then we'll just... We'll go from there.

And we're not a couple, Rebecca.

you might as well hit the bottle again.

An arrow pointed straight down

What, are you gonna wave that around? "I've got exhibit 'A'?"

It's all sweaty and gray.

♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪

♪ One, two, three, six ♪

And the more wine I can drink.

I need to get to Atlanta, get settled in,

Okay, okay, okay. Paula,

I mean Josh Jr. If it's a boy, of course.

it's just too much, Rebecca. I got to go.

I mean, you got to start looking at your food before you eat it.

♪ We're tired of all your tangents ♪

like glitter was exploding inside me.

♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪