Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, Mr. Tunt.
Now, shut up and land this shitheap! Ahem.
My darling whom I love...
Oh, put another man's penis in it.
Yeah!
Unlike you, who totally sucks obviously.
...so please find your seats and fasten your seat belts.
You know they won't let you keep dating Cyril, right? Plus, no bacon.
Cecil says marine salvage goes for 10 to 20 percent of the item's value.
...so in the meantime, I guess...
I don't get why Cheryl hates you so much. Right?
Well, you should. Because?
Enjoying the cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Which is amazing. Why aren't you dead from protein deficiency?
Oh, good. Phew!
Heh. For a second there, I thought I drank too much.
The B-52 is on the ocean floor here at a depth of 8000 feet.
...a huge opportunity for ISIS.
It's a long story, Mother.
Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda.
...from squandering their money on the poor.
Neat.
Ah! Please tell me you guys heard that.
- Namely, a Mark-28 hydrogen bomb. - Oh, my God.
I thought you were my friend! Yeah, and for like six months...
Aw, crap.
Well, you don't have to rub it in.
If you damage that, it might not work in the event of an emergency.