Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Not... Exactly. -Exactly.

This blood diamond does make me feel special. Now I get it.

-It's super weird. -[Alma mumbling]

You getting the reaction you were hoping for?

What am I supposed to do, just never get married?

[priest] "Look at the birds of the air;

and he beat her until she had to be hospitalized.

-Your Uncle Oscar lip-kisses you? -He does. He totally does.

Cassie, no! Cassie, we don't--

then why would you put someone else through that?

Becca, I'm not trying to ruin your life.

-Okay, give it back to me. Give it back! -Hey!

And when the babies come out, they see those things for the first time.

The room is spinning.

-What? -I'm sleeping.

She looks like a tiny, drunken sailor.

I dare you... to kiss my sis.

Yeah, but our mom is.

Shots of tequila. Keep 'em coming.

-[gasps] -[crashes]

and the piano lessons and the matching Halloween costumes.

like one of those boring couples who like...

because that's what you did back then.

You know where I live. 'Cause you live there too. So...