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The unit and the world
Jaye.
We should leave.
Let's go! Quickly, quickly!
Three!
Any volunteers?
(GRUNTING)
- I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up.
together.
You're joking, of course.
is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over.
- His parents are like 5'2" apiece. - Really?
Five.
(MAN SPEAKING URDU)
General Colton, can you get us close?
(SHUSHING) - That is not gonna count.
You're on your own.
JAYE: I really, I don't dance.
Aerial threat! Down!
Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Damn Ninjas.
Final targeting to begin shortly.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Tell me one thing you know about him.
I get to go again because you talked.
(SIGHS) Recommendations?
I really want to see that face.
Captain Jaye Burnett.
Recess over. Sit him down.
following the assassination of President...
- That other one don't count. (SCOFFS)
(RAPID BEEPING)
Yep.
Cobra Commander.
GUARD: Peel back! Move!
Makes you wonder about your neighbours.
Ten.
Except maybe hopelessness. (LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down.
In the immortal words of Jay-Z,
Lady Jaye,
It's good to have you back, sir.
(APPLAUSE)
but most of all,
JOE 2: This is Echo. Beginning assault.
You want to remind me how knuckles are supposed to strike again?
Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on!
Right?
Defend yourself.
We didn't. We did.
I'm sorry.
Are you spinning?
You can't scream your way out of this one!
I'm better.
(CHUCKLES)
have been captured by the G.I. Joes
Storm Shadow.
ZARTAN: Just one wrinkle.
This is how it works. G.I. Joe's a fist.
I, stay with me,
REPORTER 2: With the world back in order,
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
to our families, but especially to our enemy,
to unilaterally disable his warheads.
He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
SOLDIER: We've got her cornered.
Make the call.
Negative. Proceed to rendezvous Charlie.
Notice anything strange about your boss?
Troops in contact! Request immediate air support!
JOE 3: Team three headed upstairs.
but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us
Full arrest! Full arrest!
Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me.
(GRUNTING)
They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
We ain't lawyers. We're soldiers.
MAN: Here she is. Chief of Staff.
We're supposed to fight with him?
when I lit them all up like fireworks!
I wasn't going to bury any more Joes.
Someone who welcomed you,
Besides, we've grown close.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Love you.
Zartan.
JAYE: Flint, get your ass back to the team.
You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too?
General Colton.
Uh, you ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock.
Jinx.
Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs,
JOE 1: Go in ghost till first contact.
- C'mon, best two out of three. - No.
Failure to participate will be considered an act of war.
How'd you get in?
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
Thank you, James. Thank you so much.