Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Defend yourself.
following the assassination of President...
ZARTAN: Just one wrinkle.
I get to go again because you talked.
Recess over. Sit him down.
We should leave.
We ain't lawyers. We're soldiers.
How'd you get in?
He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
(MAN SPEAKING URDU)
when I lit them all up like fireworks!
This is how it works. G.I. Joe's a fist.
Notice anything strange about your boss?
I'm sorry.
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
Any volunteers?
JOE 3: Team three headed upstairs.
(SHUSHING) - That is not gonna count.
Except maybe hopelessness. (LAUGHS)
Full arrest! Full arrest!
Storm Shadow.
MAN: Here she is. Chief of Staff.
You can't scream your way out of this one!
Uh, you ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock.
Ten.
General Colton, can you get us close?
Negative. Proceed to rendezvous Charlie.
Someone who welcomed you,
Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me.
It's good to have you back, sir.
have been captured by the G.I. Joes
We didn't. We did.
Five.
JOE 1: Go in ghost till first contact.
- That other one don't count. (SCOFFS)
to our families, but especially to our enemy,
REPORTER 2: With the world back in order,
Besides, we've grown close.
(CHUCKLES)
Aerial threat! Down!
Make the call.
Right?
Final targeting to begin shortly.
- His parents are like 5'2" apiece. - Really?
Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Zartan.
(RAPID BEEPING)
JOE 2: This is Echo. Beginning assault.
(CHUCKLES)
Jaye.
General Colton.
Captain Jaye Burnett.
Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs,
JAYE: I really, I don't dance.
I'm better.
You're on your own.
- I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up.
Failure to participate will be considered an act of war.
Lady Jaye,
Love you.
SOLDIER: We've got her cornered.
- C'mon, best two out of three. - No.
We're supposed to fight with him?
Cobra Commander.
(GRUNTING)
Makes you wonder about your neighbours.
Troops in contact! Request immediate air support!
You want to remind me how knuckles are supposed to strike again?
You're joking, of course.
Yep.
I wasn't going to bury any more Joes.
Damn Ninjas.
Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down.
Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on!
JAYE: Flint, get your ass back to the team.
(GRUNTING)
I, stay with me,
I really want to see that face.
GUARD: Peel back! Move!
(APPLAUSE)
but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us
to unilaterally disable his warheads.
is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Let's go! Quickly, quickly!
You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too?
In the immortal words of Jay-Z,
The unit and the world
together.
Are you spinning?
(SIGHS) Recommendations?
Jinx.
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
but most of all,
Thank you, James. Thank you so much.
They didn't say anything about reenlisting.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Three!
Tell me one thing you know about him.