Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JAYE: Duke, come in.
COBRA COMMANDER: Someone took his time.
it's time to prove that you are ready to join the G.I. Joes.
for anyone with anger management issues.
A rod touches down eight times faster than a bullet.
WARDEN: Come on.
Tangos down!
I'm not going to be the man who waited and saw.
Leave the tanks to me.
ROADBLOCK: Level 2 secure. Moving to level 3.
He who controls this briefcase,
- Boots to asses. - Yes, sir.
There's a poker game with the Chief of Staff there.
- It's been a pleasure. (LAUGHS) - Thank you.
JOE 3: Help me!
- Check! - Drive it like you stole it!
rebuilding has begun around the world.
(LAUGHS)
I will shoot him in the head. Do you understand me?
Huh?
they're aware of everything that's going on around them.
(SCREAMING IN REAL LIFE)
FIREFLY: Well done. (CHUCKLES)
All we've been missing is our Commander.
Cobra Commander.
REPORTER 2: This afternoon, the President is meeting with the leaders
- Delicious. - Attaboy.
I never questioned...
FLINT: Okay, wait. Hold on a second.
ROADBLOCK: I need you! I need you now!
I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.
PILOT: Star One Flight commander separating for drop.
- How you doing, sir? - Good.
Nine.
Launch.
Open up.
(LAUGHS) I'm yanking your chain.
(PANTING)
I need your help.
I enlisted the next day.
The Cobras who protect us today
Three Joes somehow survived our little house cleaning.
(GRUNTING)
I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes.
(DOOR OPENING)
- Brenda's with my team. - Roger that.
No, not stars. Buttons on his suit.
Anything!
Snake Eyes.
(PANTING)
abandoned their duty
How's your heart rate? (LAUGHS)
but the conflagration we seek to avoid.
(PLANE APPROACHING)
Gentlemen.
DUKE: Weapons secured!
The same person never does this differently,
Only minor injuries to report, sir.
When did we get these?
Two.
Zeus satellite 1-A approaching London.
You're gonna have to come through me.
On my first drop I popped a live round into my mouth.
MALE REPORTER: (ON TV) Violence continues across Pakistan
How's anybody gonna know we're alive?
(GRUNTING)
JOE 2: To your weapons! Let's go!
Well, the good news is, no global warming summit next month.
"Soda" became "pop."
COBRA COMMANDER: Zeus is ready.
presiding over a ceremony honouring the G. I. Joes.
Jinx.
India, Israel, China.
Targets acquired. Ordnance live and loading.
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Open your eyes, Mr Ex-President.
We're going home.
The little wifey-pooh? (GASPS) Huh?
He's not a good poker player.
You are our leader now.
Wait!
What if the President
Now, I was prepared to cajole to get what I want.
ROADBLOCK: - Free hand. - You got it, boss.
FLINT: Copy that.
Almost calls for a Snuggie.
(MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)
Cobra Commander's bugging out.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
ROADBLOCK: Ready and step.
Firefly. Good to see you, old friend.
"Whatever deity may guide my life,"
We secure the football, we secure the world.
Man, don't call me that name.
JOE 1: Delta team in position. Echo, you're a go.
step!
filled with a tungsten rod.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Unless
One whole weekend,
I'm taking rounds back here.
(ALL LAUGHING)
How long till drop?
But we have to at least try. I mean, there might be...
(GRUNTS)
nuclear disarmament.
My cholesterol's a little high.
I've got guns to clean.
So you killed the Pakistani president.