Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm gonna pull the pin. - There's less friction underwater.
ROADBLOCK: We need eyes on Firefly and Cobra ASAP.
of the eight nuclear powers.
Team Bravo, perimeter has been cleared and secured.
National Security Advisor. Secretary of Defence.
Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood,
(SIGHS)
The leaders of the world will gather tomorrow. It's a trap.
Got to love the little guy.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Get down!
Oh, yeah.
No! That's... No. Negative!
TWIN 1: Grandma, help us! We need backup!
(SIGHS) Next time,
And you need me.
(GROANING)
WARDEN: What do you mean, his heart stopped beating?
Did it work?
and he's the one that ordered the attack,
Help me out here?
How do we strike?
GUARD: Fire! Fire!
Got a little too close to Mount Olympus.
He died before I got the chance.
Forgive me. That's an army I'd like to enlist in.
I bought my little girls a karaoke machine
(YELLING)
one of us cared enough about his place in history
We're on our own.
JOE 2: Team two secure. No losses.
In five minutes, you're gonna be asleep.
Amen.
Try to hold still.
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
I got it from here.
(GRUNTING)
to call the leaders of the world together...
(CHUCKLES)
Great soldier.
Look, I love your kids. I do.
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Third generation military.
Go!
FLINT: Back up.
For when you find Cobra Commander.
asked you here with the goal of universal disarmament.
ZARTAN: Then this is it.
Where can we find you, General?
Oh, Fox, of course.
50% reduction by 2016.
A G.I. Joe flag.
I ain't gonna be in neutral.
We're gonna find the man who did this to Duke
(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
just a few short months of me.
Let history record who was responsible for this madness.
(JOE SCREAMS) JOE 1: Medic!
Me.
given to you by our beloved Hard Master.
(JAYE WHISTLES)
It's what happens when you're in trouble, you come home.
JOE 2: Three and six on the floor. JOE 1: Copy that.
Hey.
ZARTAN: It's true. Yeah!
Block.
Hey.
COBRA COMMANDER: In 48 hours, Zeus will launch.
Okay, here's a quote.
And to that end,
You know, they call it a waterboard,
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
I got it up to 60 on the dyno today.
and Ryan Seacrest
The Joes intended to use this situation
(MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)
Snake Eyes, your task.
Flint, Jaye, Snake, you guys take the flank.
That's a foul. That's a foul.
Let's move.
FRENCH LEADER: You will have to answer for this.
Ten seconds to live fire.
You know, this sword was never intended
and head back that way?
(YELLING)
ROADBLOCK: You pull a trigger, I pull a trigger.
He's not acting like the man we know. We find out why,