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It's what happens when you're in trouble, you come home.
Hey.
National Security Advisor. Secretary of Defence.
The leaders of the world will gather tomorrow. It's a trap.
That's a foul. That's a foul.
Hey.
(SIGHS)
I got it up to 60 on the dyno today.
Flint, Jaye, Snake, you guys take the flank.
Great soldier.
Amen.
We're gonna find the man who did this to Duke
FRENCH LEADER: You will have to answer for this.
Oh, Fox, of course.
and he's the one that ordered the attack,
(GRUNTING)
- I'm gonna pull the pin. - There's less friction underwater.
just a few short months of me.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Ten seconds to live fire.
(GRUNTING)
GUARD: Fire! Fire!
He died before I got the chance.
JOE 2: Team two secure. No losses.
Forgive me. That's an army I'd like to enlist in.
For when you find Cobra Commander.
asked you here with the goal of universal disarmament.
Got to love the little guy.
50% reduction by 2016.
(JAYE WHISTLES)
Where can we find you, General?
You know, this sword was never intended
ROADBLOCK: You pull a trigger, I pull a trigger.
given to you by our beloved Hard Master.
Try to hold still.
FLINT: Back up.
(YELLING)
ZARTAN: Then this is it.
WARDEN: What do you mean, his heart stopped beating?
Help me out here?
JOE 2: Three and six on the floor. JOE 1: Copy that.
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLES)
(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
The Joes intended to use this situation
And you need me.
Me.
(JOE SCREAMS) JOE 1: Medic!
Did it work?
And to that end,
(MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)
(YELLING)
and Ryan Seacrest
Let's move.
Look, I love your kids. I do.
Block.
Snake Eyes, your task.
You know, they call it a waterboard,
(SIGHS) Next time,
Got a little too close to Mount Olympus.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
ZARTAN: It's true. Yeah!
We're on our own.
of the eight nuclear powers.
I got it from here.
Third generation military.
How do we strike?
I bought my little girls a karaoke machine
and head back that way?
one of us cared enough about his place in history
Okay, here's a quote.
Go!
In five minutes, you're gonna be asleep.
I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Let history record who was responsible for this madness.
TWIN 1: Grandma, help us! We need backup!
Team Bravo, perimeter has been cleared and secured.
He's not acting like the man we know. We find out why,
ROADBLOCK: We need eyes on Firefly and Cobra ASAP.
67
Oh, yeah.
No! That's... No. Negative!
to call the leaders of the world together...
(GROANING)
Get down!
COBRA COMMANDER: In 48 hours, Zeus will launch.
A G.I. Joe flag.
Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood,