Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, we'd make a hell of a team.
(BLOWING)
(YELLING)
Aren't you supposed to stop people from shooting my dad?
(RAPID BEEPING ON MONITORS)
It's just... (GROANS)
ROADBLOCK: I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint.
P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds.
Hell, yeah.
- I had a shot and I took it. - Now, don't give me that!
(GRUNTS)
Roger that. Standing by.
STORM SHADOW: He needed me.
Oh!
I owe you one, brother.
Flint, let's go. Flint?
But for this once,
I sewed with your father.
JAYE: Get down! JOE 1: Take cover!
Anyone else missing Snake Eyes?
These tanks survive, we don't.
Enough for a battle.
Your sword,
No, we're not doing that.
to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal.
Good.
(JAYE SIGHS)
I got payments on that truck, man.
But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow
By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence.
Says the man about to destroy Asia.
Open up that couch.
All Joes present and accounted for.
disguise.
Plan B, rendezvous Bravo.
In just days,
You see that?
Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a...
- Check! - Check!
(GRUNTING)
- Bring the briefcase. (SPEAKING KOREAN)
Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes,
(MAN SHOUTS) (WHISTLE BLOWING)
This is the President on August 9th.
Lady Jaye.
Humidity, I say, is about 62%.
I'd already beaten down half of it.
What the hell are you doing?
would you like to explain why you're not on ours?
SHIPWRECK: Equipment pack-up on level four!
Insurgents closing in, sir!
(PANTING)
it feels wrong.
and Snake Eyes.
MAN: - Good evening. - Good evening.
No? Fine.
Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected.
(WHEEZING)
- last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't.
Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy?
Flint.
Yeah, I can see that was wrong.
We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief.
This country is at war.
There it is.
JAMES CARVILLE: El Presidente is on a roll.
We are still a go.
Beginning command protocols.
Had you worried for a minute, man.
What it feels like lately
One should be as nimble as a cat,
It has to be the key to whatever he's planning.
(YELLS)
How is our former President?
The G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture.
Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow?
That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog!
Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move!
All Joes are accounted for.
Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one.
I mean, otherwise, we're sort of...
I'm out.
Returning fire! What's up, now?
So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
Flint
Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly?
a Joe,
Thank you.
(EARS RINGING)
ZARTAN: The U.S. nuclear arsenal
All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir.
Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything,
I trained with Snake for six years.
take out his fat ass.