Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Returning fire! What's up, now?
ROADBLOCK: I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint.
All Joes are accounted for.
Flint
Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a...
But for this once,
ZARTAN: The U.S. nuclear arsenal
By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence.
I'm out.
Oh!
STORM SHADOW: He needed me.
Good.
SHIPWRECK: Equipment pack-up on level four!
Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly?
You see that?
would you like to explain why you're not on ours?
In just days,
How is our former President?
Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes,
(MAN SHOUTS) (WHISTLE BLOWING)
That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog!
I mean, otherwise, we're sort of...
We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief.
I trained with Snake for six years.
How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy?
It has to be the key to whatever he's planning.
I'd already beaten down half of it.
MAN: - Good evening. - Good evening.
Plan B, rendezvous Bravo.
Anyone else missing Snake Eyes?
This is the President on August 9th.
(PANTING)
(YELLS)
What the hell are you doing?
Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow?
I got payments on that truck, man.
Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move!
JAYE: Get down! JOE 1: Take cover!
One should be as nimble as a cat,
These tanks survive, we don't.
Hell, yeah.
(GRUNTING)
Flint.
(JAYE SIGHS)
disguise.
P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds.
to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal.
Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected.
All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir.
Flint, let's go. Flint?
Says the man about to destroy Asia.
- Check! - Check!
(WHEEZING)
You know, we'd make a hell of a team.
Humidity, I say, is about 62%.
Enough for a battle.
take out his fat ass.
Your sword,
Had you worried for a minute, man.
(EARS RINGING)
Aren't you supposed to stop people from shooting my dad?
No? Fine.
What it feels like lately
No, we're not doing that.
So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
it feels wrong.
Open up that couch.
This country is at war.
There it is.
(RAPID BEEPING ON MONITORS)
JAMES CARVILLE: El Presidente is on a roll.
Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one.
(YELLING)
- last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't.
It's just... (GROANS)
a Joe,
Lady Jaye.
Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
- I had a shot and I took it. - Now, don't give me that!
and Snake Eyes.
Yeah, I can see that was wrong.
Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
We are still a go.
(GRUNTS)
I sewed with your father.
But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow
Thank you.
- Bring the briefcase. (SPEAKING KOREAN)
All Joes present and accounted for.
The G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture.
Roger that. Standing by.
I owe you one, brother.
(BLOWING)
But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything,
Insurgents closing in, sir!
Beginning command protocols.