Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow?
take out his fat ass.
Lady Jaye.
(EARS RINGING)
JAYE: Get down! JOE 1: Take cover!
But for this once,
Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one.
Returning fire! What's up, now?
Your sword,
(JAYE SIGHS)
It has to be the key to whatever he's planning.
Oh!
Flint
But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything,
P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds.
How is our former President?
I owe you one, brother.
But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow
Yeah, I can see that was wrong.
This is the President on August 9th.
(GRUNTS)
ROADBLOCK: I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint.
Open up that couch.
Good.
- Check! - Check!
It's just... (GROANS)
Insurgents closing in, sir!
Flint, let's go. Flint?
Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move!
Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes,
In just days,
- I had a shot and I took it. - Now, don't give me that!
it feels wrong.
Flint.
would you like to explain why you're not on ours?
That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog!
Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a...
Roger that. Standing by.
- last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't.
Aren't you supposed to stop people from shooting my dad?
(PANTING)
Plan B, rendezvous Bravo.
What the hell are you doing?
This country is at war.
STORM SHADOW: He needed me.
Humidity, I say, is about 62%.
SHIPWRECK: Equipment pack-up on level four!
All Joes are accounted for.
Anyone else missing Snake Eyes?
Beginning command protocols.
One should be as nimble as a cat,
I sewed with your father.
Says the man about to destroy Asia.
No? Fine.
ZARTAN: The U.S. nuclear arsenal
MAN: - Good evening. - Good evening.
(MAN SHOUTS) (WHISTLE BLOWING)
(YELLING)
What it feels like lately
You see that?
Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected.
There it is.
a Joe,
(RAPID BEEPING ON MONITORS)
(BLOWING)
By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence.
So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.
I trained with Snake for six years.
(WHEEZING)
I got payments on that truck, man.
Enough for a battle.
How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy?
I mean, otherwise, we're sort of...
disguise.
and Snake Eyes.
Had you worried for a minute, man.
- Bring the briefcase. (SPEAKING KOREAN)
All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir.
You know, we'd make a hell of a team.
(YELLS)
Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly?
No, we're not doing that.
We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief.
The G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture.
These tanks survive, we don't.
JAMES CARVILLE: El Presidente is on a roll.
(GRUNTING)
We are still a go.
to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal.
Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
All Joes present and accounted for.
I'm out.
I'd already beaten down half of it.
Hell, yeah.
Thank you.