Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just right around the corner.
Warden James. It's a pleasure.
Or the man into whose arms you were chased.
All right. Easy, Flipper.
ZARTAN: Storm. I never figured you for a Joe.
An ancient Arashikage test.
(SCREAMING)
(WHISTLING TUNE)
(GROANING)
(COUGHING)
Distinguished Marksmen.
and started using "I mean" and "sort of."
In another five, you're gonna wake up with no idea I ever existed.
SHIPWRECK: Rendered safe and ready for transport, sir.
(GROANS)
No. No, I don't think so.
(GRUNTS)
and broke the sacred bond that exists between
Top of the world
That is not gonna count.
which paralyses every muscle in the body
Together.
Get me the G.I. Joes.
Zandar.
Not of me. Of you.
- Reach H.Q.? - No, I got nothing.
than most people do all day.
You pulled a trigger. Now I pull a trigger.
and Zartan, remain at large.
Oh, the three of you are like my fantasy football team.
who believed it.
(GRUNTING)
- "You love my panties"? - Are you gonna shut up?
(ALL LAUGHING) (APPLAUSE)
You're a bitch to hit.
Yeah, that'll work.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
NARRATOR: Since the end of the nanomite wars,
(SPEAKING HINDI)
A finger strays...
No problem. There you go.
Call me Joe.
a covert Special Forces unit code named Cobra
Huh?
ROADBLOCK: And our President?
The ruthless terrorist known as Cobra Commander,
I'm gonna need something a little more to go on
Hello?
Ready and
Private Gaines, if you see Flint, shoot him.
ZARTAN: I don't take no for an answer.
(GRUNTS)
FLINT: Courtyard clear. No sign of him.
So let's not waste the time I got left.
Cruel. Indestructible.
That one's mine.
We have control of the perimeter.
Ain't always about me.
Not the first time I sent two girls screaming from a room.
Now this incident
Standing by for I.D.
(GROANING)
No one here dies unless I say so!
Everyone keep your eye on the prize.
The sensation that you're feeling, your upside-down tummy?
Flint, stay put.
I repeat, immediate air support!
Four knots? Left to right.
- Welcome back. - Thank you.
Reporting for duty, Sergeant Major.
Naanu gulbarga nimdu yavudu Namdu jevargi
Storm will be the closest man to him.
I'm the quicker blower-upper, baby.
If any Joes did survive,
We're going home.
It would be my pleasure, sir.
(SOLDIER GRUNTS)
inside and out. He can help us find a way to stop it.
Great job.
- Anything I missed? - No.
ROADBLOCK: I've got him.
The President.
Head to the door! Go, go, go!
Brother Block, as always,
I'll cyber-blast an encoded beacon every six hours.
I'll need him for the war I'm about to start.
This really is Patton's gun, isn't it?
(COCKING GUN)
You will tell us Cobra's endgame,
Desperately wanted a fourth, and
Drop it!
(HORN HONKS) (SHOUTS)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)