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(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
Some people just didn't want to let me in.
(GROANS)
Now, I busted out of eight prisons.
I became a Joe to serve. In the field.
All units, setting condition orange. Stand by.
A care package thingy?
JAYE: Hey, I got something you'll want to see.
Duke!
Hindi No
(WIND BLOWING)
WARDEN: Snake Eyes.
You're a complete lunatic.
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
(MEN SHOUTING)
Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy.
Watch your step.
then the world is at stake.
JINX: Block, secure the perimeter!
Sorry, Jaye.
ROADBLOCK: Get to the well! Go!
Ah, good.
(GROANS) (SCREAMS)
Jaye and Colton, you're a go for POTUS.
Well, that's the thing.
(COMMANDS IN JAPANESE)
...magnetic west of the Potomac.
(ALL GASPING) (EXCLAIMS IN HINDI)
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
That's right.
(MEN SHOUTING IN URDU)
JAYE: Before you retired, you sewed on a security commission
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
But move swiftly. You may already be too late.
REPORTER 5: You can bet security is at its highest...
Arashikage steel does not break.
I'm sure your electorate will be happy by our final proposal.
GUARD 2: Clear!
Forgive our staunchest foes.
Say again, I got eyes on the nuke!
Why does anyone want to be President?
- Pull back! Rally point! - Let's go!
Yeah. You can call it that.
Be a good G.I. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here.
I want it all.
Just don't forget who put you there.
ZARTAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Jesus Christ. I listened to everything you said over and over again.
I see you've arranged transportation.
Flawless microtechnology.
But my path was chosen for me
Damn it!
We're modifying your extraction plan back here.
JOE 2: Copy.
You all right? Come on, we got to move! Go, go, go!
Idles a little rough in neutral.
That was for the tax hike.
(METAL CLINKS)
Go ahead, Marvin.
Storm.
Each satellite contains 10 hollow platinum tubes
Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm,
To our government,
JOE 1: Let's go, Rivera, let's go.
CHIEF OF STAFF: The Pakistani President may in fact be dead,
but acts like me.
Hey. I said we got guns to clean.
I got it.
(TYRES SQUEAL)
REPORTER 3: Never before has a President been so bold
SNAKE: You have no idea.
Welcome to hell.
that sit amidst the chaos.
JAYE: Hustle up, guys. You've got to get that defector
But only one leader of the free world.
But who would stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime?
(CHUCKLES)
History rewards the bold.
than peace of mind.
You all right?
Who is shooting me? What is...
We know them as heroes.
Get the control case from Zartan. I'm going to drop them all.
(CHUCKLES)
And he saved my life, sir.
Listen to me. I sound like a real-estate agent.
What about you?
Not from their backs, they don't.
Adrenaline now. Now! Adrenaline!
...my sword.
It never occurred to me what you might sound like.
Not easy to sneak out of that big, white,
(DOOR OPENING)
That tingly feeling is amobarbital.
Fall back! Fall back!
Mount up! Let's exfil.
Can I trust you with nothing?
ROADBLOCK: Contact front! Contact front!
My Zeus satellites are moving into position
JOE 2: Ten o'clock!
I'm not here to sell you anything.
just invite me.
Jaye, get out of there now.