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I'm sure your electorate will be happy by our final proposal.
JOE 2: Ten o'clock!
(CHUCKLES)
(METAL CLINKS)
That was for the tax hike.
- Pull back! Rally point! - Let's go!
History rewards the bold.
(CHUCKLES)
Can I trust you with nothing?
...magnetic west of the Potomac.
Who is shooting me? What is...
Go ahead, Marvin.
My Zeus satellites are moving into position
Jaye and Colton, you're a go for POTUS.
(MEN SHOUTING IN URDU)
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm,
Get the control case from Zartan. I'm going to drop them all.
(DOOR OPENING)
Why does anyone want to be President?
But move swiftly. You may already be too late.
(GROANS) (SCREAMS)
Jaye, get out of there now.
Listen to me. I sound like a real-estate agent.
Storm.
And he saved my life, sir.
JINX: Block, secure the perimeter!
JOE 2: Copy.
Idles a little rough in neutral.
I got it.
ZARTAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
(WIND BLOWING)
I became a Joe to serve. In the field.
Arashikage steel does not break.
but acts like me.
All units, setting condition orange. Stand by.
(GROANS)
You're a complete lunatic.
But who would stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime?
Some people just didn't want to let me in.
What about you?
Watch your step.
GUARD 2: Clear!
Hey. I said we got guns to clean.
JAYE: Hustle up, guys. You've got to get that defector
CHIEF OF STAFF: The Pakistani President may in fact be dead,
I'm not here to sell you anything.
Mount up! Let's exfil.
That's right.
ROADBLOCK: Contact front! Contact front!
Hindi No
(TYRES SQUEAL)
Not from their backs, they don't.
Welcome to hell.
just invite me.
Yeah. You can call it that.
A care package thingy?
To our government,
Flawless microtechnology.
Say again, I got eyes on the nuke!
I see you've arranged transportation.
It never occurred to me what you might sound like.
WARDEN: Snake Eyes.
Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy.
JAYE: Before you retired, you sewed on a security commission
Each satellite contains 10 hollow platinum tubes
Adrenaline now. Now! Adrenaline!
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
You all right?
We're modifying your extraction plan back here.
I want it all.
Ah, good.
that sit amidst the chaos.
(COMMANDS IN JAPANESE)
(ALL GASPING) (EXCLAIMS IN HINDI)
Duke!
JOE 1: Let's go, Rivera, let's go.
than peace of mind.
Fall back! Fall back!
JAYE: Hey, I got something you'll want to see.
But my path was chosen for me
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
We know them as heroes.
Not easy to sneak out of that big, white,
Damn it!
Sorry, Jaye.
Now, I busted out of eight prisons.
then the world is at stake.
ROADBLOCK: Get to the well! Go!
REPORTER 3: Never before has a President been so bold
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
But only one leader of the free world.
Just don't forget who put you there.
Forgive our staunchest foes.
That tingly feeling is amobarbital.
Well, that's the thing.
Jesus Christ. I listened to everything you said over and over again.
REPORTER 5: You can bet security is at its highest...
Be a good G.I. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here.
SNAKE: You have no idea.
...my sword.
You all right? Come on, we got to move! Go, go, go!
(MEN SHOUTING)