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Boom!
Flint, Jaye, if any support is needed, you'll reinforce
- Check! - Check!
This is it, boys.
Those were your words.
Flint's down! Flint's down!
(ALL SHOUTING IN ENCOURAGEMENT)
So why don't you take Miley Cyrus
- I'm just saying. - Completely.
Fifteen, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure.
Good to see you, brother.
Do you know my favourite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
Lady Jaye. Hey.
ZARTAN: The G.I. Joes
Storm Shadow.
- Thank you. (APPLAUSE)
What better place to step back from that same breach.
Not the first time you sent a girl running out of the room screaming.
My name's not Brenda.
(STAMMERS) Wait. How do you call in an air strike?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
They'll slip up.
trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
CHAIRMAN: Great job, Captain.
the human body
- Like. - Yes.
Seven. Six.
You have lost your mind!
JINX: Go!
ROADBLOCK: Negative.
We only need one.
As far as wheels go,
MAN: On your six, Cobra two!
It's a sedative that causes anterograde amnesia.
to somewhere in this missile assembly building.
Armour prototype is complete to your specs.
Four.
of a button.
The first domino fell with the murder of the Pakistani president.
And we're gonna kill him.
He'd be very proud of you.
(GUN CLICKING)
One in the chamber.
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
there are live nuclear warheads
and they love singing on it, all night long.
I don't get it like I used to. All right?
(STORM SHADOW GROANING)
Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro?
(WIND HOWLING)
'Cause you're gonna make a phone call for us. Get us close to him.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Unfair advantage.
Ears, open.
Nice.
You two secure the entrance.
MILITARY OFFICIAL: Ladies and gentlemen, the G.I. Joes.
Jaye, now.
All Joe missions successful.
There is one man.
She ain't going anywhere.
I don't think so. You're not going to kill your best asset.
(MEOWING)
I see. Look at the size of your neck.
(GRUNTS)
You got to cover 360.
(GIRLS LAUGHING AND TEASING)
- I'm looking out for you. - I'm trying to do something.
that most believed would never happen.
COBRA COMMANDER: We drop it!
Stand down. I'm gonna shoot him!
(CLEARS THROAT)
Of all the things you could say...
Sir, every minute we spend debating this,
Just need my orders.
Wow. It's an actual pit.
(GRUNTING)
FLINT: Fire now!
Whoa! What have you got there?
I am not against you.
Hoo-ah.
Shut Your Mouth Brenda
Traitor.
If he ain't here, he's got good reason.
That's an interesting choice of a joke.
Idiot.
No sign of Firefly.
See what I mean? This just slays me.