Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I've always thought about what you might look like.
the President of the United States as he meets with...
JOE 1: All teams, rally to transpo, immediately.
Dude, completely inappropriate.
They're perfectly awake. They're conscious,
Just got out of poker. Poorer but wiser.
(GROANS)
PRESIDENT: ...an addiction to offshore energy,
but I've always been a fan.
(LAUGHING)
ROADBLOCK: Move. Let's go.
(COCKS GUN)
- It gets broken. - It gets broken.
If my dad could see me now...
Heavy enemy fire! I need you to bring them up the line. Bring them up the line.
See his fingers clasped?
I'm on it, sir.
(WHOOPS)
(MAN SHOUTING)
Home is where the help is.
We can mask our IP addresses.
We can't let our enemies get those warheads first.
JAYE: Jaye and General Colton. Checkpoint neutralised.
- Hey, Jaye! - Yo!
Good, sir.
ROADBLOCK: Get to cover, now!
Hmm?
(PANTING)
(EXHALES)
Set up at the rec centre.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
But I only broke into one.
Charlie.
(GUN FIRING)
FLINT: Are you sure we can trust this Stoop guy?
Everybody wants to rule the world.
It's all relative.
Yeah, requesting assistance, brother Block!
Jaye, start that database on our President.
RUSSIAN LEADER: I'll say it again.
Three.
"dear Lord, don't let me die tonight."
(CHUCKLING) No confirmation hearings, that's what you get.
I'm not too impressed with your Cabinet.
Which allows me
That's not what he meant!
but I never get bored.
Did you know that during REM sleep,
Quarter speed, remote controlled.
by the same sword you once used to kill our master.
Jinx, in order to excel in war,
(SCOFFS)
Welcome to hell.
(GROANS)
Call your people to confirm.
and our brothers.
FLINT: That was a nice touch, right?
SHIPWRECK: Runway secure. DUKE: Let's mount up!
With pleasure.
Now.
FLINT: Protocol says we make a distress call, right?
Till one winter,
to the Clapper.
(LAUGHS) Bam!
controls the U.S. nuclear arsenal
MAN: Joe Command to covert operations.
Transport crews are prepping the L.Z. for evac at 0200 hours.
What's that supposed to mean?
it's our turn.
for a nuclear summit.
Girls with guns.
Long-range transportation and wheels down at 1900 hours.
the leaders of the world's eight nuclear nations
Test her abilities.
(BEEPING)
That's why you look so "fair and balanced."
Wait and see. (SIGHS)
And I'd do it again.
call sign
into international territory.
Gravity does the rest.
(LAUGHS) Twice a week.
It's very Johnny Cash.
FLINT: Just marking our territory, sir.
You need a hand with your bags?
All right! I got eyes on the nuke!
(SHOUTING)