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I liked that guitar.

Me Yorch when he drops the Scorch:

Cub Scouts Change your socks whenever we stop!

Listen, you promise me something, okay?

Since it was just me and Mama and we had all these empty rooms,

But you ain't got no legs officer Powers

You call this a storm? Ah-hahahahaha!

Celeste sure cares about your accommodations! You don’t say much, Do you Blair.?

How Spring Break b

That's Good One Less Thing

coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp...

When I got home, I was a national celebrity.

And cover your mouth when you sneeze

that as soon as the war was over, we'd go in partners.

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

a legless freak! Look! Look! Look at me!

We can't hear anything!

Big ones. Little ones. Medium ones …

Sorry I ruined your chaos league draft party

In regards to kids going back to school, mothers everywhere

You told me to Drill Sergent

I got an air strike inbound right now. They're gonna nape the whole area.

Elizabeth Warren compares Trump Treasury Sec. to Forest Gump We can only hope she's right

Life’s like a box of chocolates.

Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump? You told me to, Drill Sergeant

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Just like Jenny Back on

Where the hell are you?

GODDAMMIT BERNIE!!!! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!

It was a very special night for the two of us.

Brought your cookies I ate some

- Hi, Miss Louise. - Hey, Forrest.

Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?

YES, DRILL SERGEANT! YES, DRILL SERGEANT

Bit me directly in the buttocks.

Is there a Mr. Hump…. Miz Hump?

I think you should go home to GREENBOW ALABAMA

LEBRON AND FLOPPING WAS LIKE PEAS AND CARROTS.

HEEBS ARE TRYIN' TA SUBVERT AGAIN.

I got your Nerdtec

I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town.

Shortly after Governor Wallace had carried out his promise

I'm gonna show that for show-and-tell because

All right, but your supper's ready if y'all want to eat.

We were sitting next to a millionaire

that's all they ever talk about.

Jessica is my best good friend.

1972 Has gone by so fast

But you don’t have any ovaries Lt. Dan

Viet fucking Nam!

Meirch 17, 2001

I’m not a smart man But I know that OU sucks

I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.

And 'cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

That girl Sure is a running fool

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Novy, you are a god damn genius

Mama always said, life was like a box of choc-lates.

You'd be so proud of him.

A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door.

Yes, Drill Sergeant!

For Some Reason Stinny Didn't ever seem to want to go home

Mushroom Hunting is hard…

It’s called the Hotel Ebbott

And just like that Mr Avenatti was never on CNN again

When Muhfuckas Try To Come To Alabama Wit That Rona

Sorry I ruined Your black panther party

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!

Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat No but I've been on a real big boat

Another conference on the Coast

When some asks about my Grandbabies

the 2025 knicks are a box of chocolates forrest you never know what you're gonna get

I just loved using Eco in edge with my Microsoft Device

When cooking bacon and it pops on you Sumpthin jumped up and bit me!

I'll go back to my college now...

It’s funny Lieutenant Dan said that, ‘Cause right then, EOG and Chevron showed up

Ntither Free nor Fair

run run run figma run run!

- Yes, sir! - As you were.

That’s all I have to say about that…

I gotta find Wally

It was a college just for girls.

Makes sex noises

She got the UTI and died on a Tuesday

She had got the cancer Died on a Tuesday

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I’m sorry I interrupted your meeting.

Sometime later, for no particular reason,

But it's $25,000, Forrest.

Jess and me were just like peas and carrots

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

I think you should go home to Greta, Virginia!!!

Why don’t you love me, Big Raspberry?

Who in the hell is that? That there is Sadie coach, just the local idiot.

Forrest, I'm so proud of you. Here, I'll hold this for you.

- Is it the number nine? - No, it's the number four.

My grand ma had a dog! He was a mean dog

It's what they use on the space shuttle.

She said we was related to him in some way.

Well, then, that's just perfect!

But you ain’t got no legs, Lt. Grkn.

That's my country!

I believe he said he had to go P.

- Can I go watch TV now? - Yes, you can. Just keep it low.

Run! Run, Forrest!

Danny, what are you complaining about?

I started out on my uncle's boat, that's my mama's brother,

It’s called the Hotel Ebbot

Sometimes we had so many people staying with us

...and thats all i have to say about that

…lyin’ son of a bitch, tRump!

I’m not a smart man… …but I know beating #21 is better than losing to #25

- Yes, sir. - Well, where are you staying?

Get that thing... Fuck it, get it in the tree line!

And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny.

'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

That's my country!

When I had to go, you know...

Lieutenant Ann Ice Cream

- Morning, sir! - Morning, sir!

I just felt like mercenarying

Meirch 20, 2001

跑快点！！知道了

Josh!! Why did you get all your golf stuff together and ready by 8am?

Jessica is my best good friend.

I could eat about a million and a half of these

They sending me to NAMM

and ran for president.

well, he'd sung too many songs,

and the doctors don't... They don't know what it is,

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Hey! Don't call him stupid!

Goddamnit Jester You are a goddamn Genius!

Yes, Drill Sergeant!

All right! Bobbi!

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And just like that, Oppert’s operating days are over

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch media.

We'd lay there in our bunks and I'd miss my mama.

- Leg Lima 6, Leg Lima 6. - God damn it!

- Nah, that couldn't be. - It sure as hell was.

I got straight As again.

Henry Street is just five or six blocks down that way.

I'm not a smart man, but I know what "password=" is

He wants nuggets

Bubba was my best good friend.

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Give her a big hand, guys. Good job, Amber.

You would, Forrest.

far, far away from here.

- Vacation? - Where Daddy went.

Who gives a shit about shrimping boats?

Live Cost ..........

Walk and Talk Hiking shoes=Magic shoes

- Run, Forrest! - Come on, get in the truck!

And the president of the United States was impeached...Again

I gotta feed bubba!

Sorry I ruined Friday Bar Time

They sending me to Trawing 6 Its this whole other flying

Forrest, you okay?

- Hey, stupid! - Quit it!

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Now, the really good thing about meeting

has been running across America.

less what you spend on gas, you can...

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive,

Now your mama sure does care about your schooling son, Mhuh!

Helo's inbound. Top smoke, get it out there!

I'm not a smart man But Julie didn't mention Huddle

So, I started playing it all the time.

You call this a storm? Snow you son of a bitch!! SNOW!!!!

Julie saving Val's Seat #rideordieenergy

And just like that, she was gone.

you got air conditioning

was on his way home to see his little boy

How about you try made in America!

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

I would never hurt you Angela

This is my response to everything....

I could eat about a million and a half of these

'cause I don't remember being born.

because you told me to drill sergeant

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

I never thought it would take me anywhere.

Camping in Arkansas

Better tuck that in. Gonna get it caught on a trip wire Martha

My house right now

I'll take care of you if you're sick.

I'm gonna lean up against you You just lean right up against me

Wesley and I lived together in Berkeley,

When someone tries to open the bathroom door at work Seat’s Taken

But Lt. Ken, You ain't got no stairs.

Forrest, look at me. Look at me, Forrest.

She taught me how to climb.

Now, you wouldn't believe it if I told you,

Little papa is doing just fine

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel.

I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?

You come back safe to me, do you hear?

Yes, drill sergeant!

You'll be okay. You'll be okay.

Well, kiss my crippled eggs

I got you some Marlboros I smoked some

Yeah, but don't you be thinking that I'm going to call you "Dr."

It’s just this damn weather and that lying son of a bitch Biden

And I won’t AFC offensive player of the week… …again.

and I always try to keep my promise.

I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan.

or a trail, or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up...

I was shit-tang!

Now, you listen to me. We all have a destiny.

Now, his IQ is 75.

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Jenny and me was like peas and carrots

I began to think about Jenny,