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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

because you told me to drill sergeant

How Spring Break b

You'll be okay. You'll be okay.

Run! Run, Forrest!

- Morning, sir! - Morning, sir!

- Can I go watch TV now? - Yes, you can. Just keep it low.

Meirch 17, 2001

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!

And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny.

How about you try made in America!

I would never hurt you Angela

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

She got the UTI and died on a Tuesday

Josh!! Why did you get all your golf stuff together and ready by 8am?

She taught me how to climb.

That's my country!

Yes, drill sergeant!

When someone tries to open the bathroom door at work Seat’s Taken

I started out on my uncle's boat, that's my mama's brother,

My house right now

- Leg Lima 6, Leg Lima 6. - God damn it!

Is there a Mr. Hump…. Miz Hump?

Bubba was my best good friend.

When I got home, I was a national celebrity.

Celeste sure cares about your accommodations! You don’t say much, Do you Blair.?

And I won’t AFC offensive player of the week… …again.

Walk and Talk Hiking shoes=Magic shoes

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Camping in Arkansas

I got straight As again.

Lieutenant Ann Ice Cream

Brought your cookies I ate some

I'll go back to my college now...

When I had to go, you know...

It’s called the Hotel Ebbot

Who in the hell is that? That there is Sadie coach, just the local idiot.

You'd be so proud of him.

Bit me directly in the buttocks.

It’s just this damn weather and that lying son of a bitch Biden

Jenny and me was like peas and carrots

Now your mama sure does care about your schooling son, Mhuh!

a legless freak! Look! Look! Look at me!

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

And 'cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.

Why don’t you love me, Big Raspberry?

that's all they ever talk about.

Wesley and I lived together in Berkeley,

But you don’t have any ovaries Lt. Dan

We were sitting next to a millionaire

I’m not a smart man But I know that OU sucks

It’s funny Lieutenant Dan said that, ‘Cause right then, EOG and Chevron showed up

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive,

Better tuck that in. Gonna get it caught on a trip wire Martha

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch media.

Cub Scouts Change your socks whenever we stop!

Yeah, but don't you be thinking that I'm going to call you "Dr."

Little papa is doing just fine

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

Life’s like a box of chocolates.

And the president of the United States was impeached...Again

This is my response to everything....

My grand ma had a dog! He was a mean dog

We can't hear anything!

I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?

She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

I’m sorry I interrupted your meeting.

That's my country!

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and the doctors don't... They don't know what it is,

I'll take care of you if you're sick.

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel.

I got an air strike inbound right now. They're gonna nape the whole area.

- Yes, sir. - Well, where are you staying?

- Is it the number nine? - No, it's the number four.

Give her a big hand, guys. Good job, Amber.

Forrest, you okay?

She had got the cancer Died on a Tuesday

- Hi, Miss Louise. - Hey, Forrest.

In regards to kids going back to school, mothers everywhere

Sometimes we had so many people staying with us

- Yes, sir! - As you were.

well, he'd sung too many songs,

We'd lay there in our bunks and I'd miss my mama.

You would, Forrest.

And just like that Mr Avenatti was never on CNN again

I think you should go home to GREENBOW ALABAMA

That girl Sure is a running fool

But you ain’t got no legs, Lt. Grkn.

- Nah, that couldn't be. - It sure as hell was.

Jessica is my best good friend.

When Muhfuckas Try To Come To Alabama Wit That Rona

you got air conditioning

Yes, Drill Sergeant!

Mama always said, life was like a box of choc-lates.

You come back safe to me, do you hear?

...and thats all i have to say about that

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Ntither Free nor Fair

I got you some Marlboros I smoked some

I just felt like mercenarying

When cooking bacon and it pops on you Sumpthin jumped up and bit me!

I believe he said he had to go P.

was on his way home to see his little boy

far, far away from here.

Well, then, that's just perfect!

It was a college just for girls.

Forrest, look at me. Look at me, Forrest.

I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.

Now, you listen to me. We all have a destiny.

When some asks about my Grandbabies

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GODDAMMIT BERNIE!!!! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!

I could eat about a million and a half of these

Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat No but I've been on a real big boat

I think you should go home to Greta, Virginia!!!

I was shit-tang!

Shortly after Governor Wallace had carried out his promise

Get that thing... Fuck it, get it in the tree line!

For Some Reason Stinny Didn't ever seem to want to go home

I could eat about a million and a half of these

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It's what they use on the space shuttle.

So, I started playing it all the time.

the 2025 knicks are a box of chocolates forrest you never know what you're gonna get

Who gives a shit about shrimping boats?

Hey! Don't call him stupid!

Another conference on the Coast

Since it was just me and Mama and we had all these empty rooms,

All right, but your supper's ready if y'all want to eat.

that as soon as the war was over, we'd go in partners.

Live Cost ..........

I’m not a smart man… …but I know beating #21 is better than losing to #25

And just like that, she was gone.

Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?

'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump? You told me to, Drill Sergeant

And cover your mouth when you sneeze

Gunner dogs Woof woof

Jess and me were just like peas and carrots

less what you spend on gas, you can...

- Vacation? - Where Daddy went.

I began to think about Jenny,

Well, kiss my crippled eggs

and ran for president.

She said we was related to him in some way.

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That’s all I have to say about that…

HEEBS ARE TRYIN' TA SUBVERT AGAIN.

LEBRON AND FLOPPING WAS LIKE PEAS AND CARROTS.

Mushroom Hunting is hard…

…lyin’ son of a bitch, tRump!

I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan.

Jessica is my best good friend.

You call this a storm? Ah-hahahahaha!

Henry Street is just five or six blocks down that way.

1972 Has gone by so fast

You told me to Drill Sergent

Sorry I ruined Friday Bar Time

coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp...

YES, DRILL SERGEANT! YES, DRILL SERGEANT

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Makes sex noises

It was a very special night for the two of us.

Where the hell are you?

But it's $25,000, Forrest.

It’s called the Hotel Ebbott

Helo's inbound. Top smoke, get it out there!

or a trail, or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up...

'cause I don't remember being born.

Sometime later, for no particular reason,

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

That's Good One Less Thing

Now, his IQ is 75.

Yes, Drill Sergeant!

has been running across America.

All right! Bobbi!

Sorry I ruined your chaos league draft party

Viet fucking Nam!

Just like Jenny Back on

Me Yorch when he drops the Scorch:

Now, the really good thing about meeting

But you ain't got no legs officer Powers

A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door.

Danny, what are you complaining about?

Listen, you promise me something, okay?

I gotta find Wally

Forrest, I'm so proud of you. Here, I'll hold this for you.

Goddamnit Jester You are a goddamn Genius!

I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town.

I'm gonna show that for show-and-tell because

They sending me to Trawing 6 Its this whole other flying

I got your Nerdtec

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!

- Run, Forrest! - Come on, get in the truck!

Sorry I ruined Your black panther party

Novy, you are a god damn genius

He wants nuggets

But Lt. Ken, You ain't got no stairs.

I gotta feed bubba!

You call this a storm? Snow you son of a bitch!! SNOW!!!!

and I always try to keep my promise.

I never thought it would take me anywhere.

- Hey, stupid! - Quit it!

I'm not a smart man, but I know what "password=" is

They sending me to NAMM

And just like that, Oppert’s operating days are over

Meirch 20, 2001

Julie saving Val's Seat #rideordieenergy

Big ones. Little ones. Medium ones …

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I liked that guitar.

Sorry about your internet

I'm gonna lean up against you You just lean right up against me

I'm not a smart man But Julie didn't mention Huddle

I just loved using Eco in edge with my Microsoft Device

Now, you wouldn't believe it if I told you,