Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanted to be bafran

No customers? Where the hell's this God of yours?

And just like that, the entire Bunker was on the FBI Watch List

I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.

That’s where we’ll find those fish, my boy!

Gawt damnit, Wils… You’re a gawt damn genius!

I would never hurt you, Emily.

somebody who had lost all his money in the T-shirt business,

And I won AFC offensive player of the week… …again.

Well, maybe you should just pray for shrimp.

I should have died out there with my men,

Gamez needs new legs. New legs!

Me, too, Forrest.

All-American Football Team at the Oval Office today.

- Oh, you look good, Forrest. - That Mama, she sure was right.

life was like a box of chocolates

I never thanked you for watching my kid

Forrest! Forrest! Run!

Don’t you ever call him stupid!!

About to start school again soon,

Cassie is riiiight here.

I'm okay, Forrest.

Got my shot in the buttocks.

That Lying Son Of A..... Johnson

PREV CLIP My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. PREV CLIP My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.

met with President Nixon today at an Oval Office ceremony...

Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.

it’s that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Stupid is As Stupid Does

Hang onto the Bucket for Chrissake !!! We just sucked this year, Bubba.

Madre getting bit like....

Are you retarded, or just plain stupid?

Just like that...She was gone again

and was signing some autographs,

It’s just this administration and that lying sonofabitch Trump!

Shawn cuts that grass for free Shawn cuts that grass for free

I’m Pretty Tired I think I’ll go home now

She was a folk singer

So I went to Disneyland Again

Why did you ask that stupid question on the CH call?

So you need to update Chrome. Again.

She said they was my magic shoes

Joe Biden being declared president for the 50th time

You never know what you're going to get. You never know what you're going to get.

Heading to SuperBowl LII

you play it so well and it's contagious

But you don’t have any hair Lieutenant Dan

You know, it's funny what a young man recollects,

Mom: dammit, junior!!

four, three, two, one!

Sorry I ruined your all white party

and a college graduate, the city fathers of Greenbow, Alabama

You call this a crisis?? We’re Trimark - we’ll still bring it, damnit

was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that,

And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground.

I just felt like running a dd

Those must be comfortable shoes.

Are you stupid or something?

And the Phils win… Again

Zachary every day

and had a conversation all the way to school.

Okay, so I was wrong

And he says I can't read it.

Dear God, make me a bird So I can shit in his open mouth in public

Gump, check out that hole.

God damn it, Chris l! Your're a GodDamn Genius!

who's filling in for scott donovan? bart corchran.

你要把上帝给你的能力做到最好 You have to do the best with what God gave you.

He's not going to some special school to learn how to re-tread tires.

Say, wasn't that Gump?

What does "normal" mean, anyway?

Big tits. Little tits. Medium tits

But I'll wait ..

You'd better get back here, girl!

And 'cause I was a gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much,

I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go home now.

I gotta find Asaf!!!

Well now we ain’t strangers anymore

and how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her

Butt fucker is as butt fucker does, sir

You mean you just ran it straight to Mount Doom? You must have a god damn IQ of 160!

He said we don’t have to worry about money anymore And I said, “Good! One less thing!”

When I see white guys not understanding white prevelege

Come on, man, come up here, man.

That's all I have to say about that.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND THIS IS A 1911 FORUM, NOW, DON'T YA?

I've worn lots of shoes.

and there isn't anything they can do about it.

It was nice talking to you.

Checks phone and sees new group me message

I love you JOSHUA

who they called "The King,"

And i went home with the champ belt as the only toc contender, again

I may have no legs

Is he smart or Is he like me

And then, just like that

sam long dan plews

I love you Jessica

Meirch 18, 2001

Eight, seven, six, five,

What you do is, you just drag your nets along the bottom.

Sorry I ruined your tee ball party

Or, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit,

Okay, Jenny, I'll stay.

- Base to Jenny 1. - Jenny 1. Go, Margo.

Kevin getting after it

YES, DRILL SERGEANT! WE WANT MORE SRs!

"GOD DAMN IT, MAGNUS! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!"

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box or something,

"You got to put the past behind you before you can move on. "

Man, what the hell's going on?

Your mom sure does care about your education

He is indisposed

What's your name, man?

Misfire! Misfire!

Vacation’s where you go somewhere... ...and you don’t ever come back.

I'm supposed to go on the number nine bus just like the spurs draft pick

Yeah, well, you'll have to tell them to call him back.

Sorry I caused a fight in the middle of your Trans Am party.

So, I won, Again

Only good thing about being shot in the shoulder Is the ice cream

A few years later, that angry little man

Kelly and Me was like Peas and carrots

and i updated the drawing set again

They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200

The army must keep that money Cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars

Žilvinai! Žilvinai!

It’s all THEIR fault!

You call this a storm? Come on, you son of a bitch! Ah-hahaha!

Sorry I Ruined Your Black Parade

Julie holding Val's Seat #rideordieenergy

And the schools were closed… Again.

I wanna go to lunch Forrest

A couple more, you could have yourself a cocktail.

Mmhmm This Seat's Taken.

They sendin me , to Vietnam

Does this mean I can't play with spike strips no more

Shoot, it even rained at night.

and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too.

Cream cheese, specialty cheese, shredded cheese…

And when I got there, I figured since I'd gone this far,

Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit? What is it anyway? Bert and Ernie

I sent her letters, not every day, but almost.

to block the doorway,

and we walked right by Benson's furniture and appliance store,

when I was about maybe nine.

Coons! When raccoons try to get in our McDonald's Mama just chase 'em off wit a broom.

When we're out humping, I want you boys to remember

I'm not a smart man

TOM BRADY HEADING TO SUPER BOWL LII

You got no legs. No legs.

Now, maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times.

I love you Jessica

test this is a test

And just like that, my agentblazer days were over.

I hear little rock is a fine town

That boy sure is a dipping (running) fool

VIET-FUCKING-NAM

Raymond Alessandrini

Me when I go somewhere and I don’t know anyone

What do you have the cough due to covid?

When raccoons tried to get in our back kitchen, Momma'd just chase 'em off with a broom!

Still got 10 klicks to go to that river. Move out.

I should have died out there at spring eq

La priorité c'est mediasquare !

RUN INJURY FREE, OR NOT AT ALL!

You can sit with us

Whenever I was going somewhere I was running!

This one day, we was out walking, like always,

And Tex was... Well, I don't remember where Tex come from.

I'm pretty tired I think I'll retire now

God damn it, Gump! You're a God damn genius!

I must have drank me about 15 Yuengling Lights.

Sorry I ruined your black panther party

pov : when ghosted finished

And every time he said the "F" word,

I’m not a smart man jess

Your mom sure does worry about your schooling

Mama was a real smart lady.

Just hang on a minute.

Come on in, sit down over here.

I have your discharge papers. Your service is up, son.

You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. ...

Billy was my best good friend My only friend

He got a daddy named Aaron, too?

Hello, Forrest.

Christmas 2021!

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!

We was sitting next to a millionaire.

I’m pretty tired.

Now, this is normal.

Notre-FUCKING-DAME!

I'm not a smart man But i know what a meth head is

I'm not a smart man But Julie didn't mention Huddle

Joe, Trump could not have put them there.

Twisted Teas and Big Titties

Kim and Emmitt this week

Who in the hell is that? That there is Bob levy, coach. He’s just the local idiot.

Directly in the buttocks

And then, in the desert, when the sun comes up,

I'm right here! Come and get me!

Farewell, my own Libby.

Congratulations. How does it feel to be an All-American?

and I've been trying to think up a good slogan.

How I feel after hearing Mark speak

Happy birthday Lt Ron

Vacation's when you go somewhere, and you don't ever come back.

Are you coming along?

I bet there’s shrimp all on theses waters.

Your Momma sure does care about your education

Your momma sure does care about your education

I told you that if you were ever a captain, I'd be your first mate. Well here I am.

Im not a smart man. but i know what shitty pa is

that's good. one less thing.

Meirch 30, 2001

Alllllllllllll Abbbbbbbbbama

És új menetrenden dolgonak... megint.

bonus pool is funded one less thing

...shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried.

Xbox PlayStation Nintendo wish megamind Fortnite Roblox Minecraft forza horizon Forza motorsport Tropico borderlands farming simulator flight simulator goat simulator Garten of Banban Poppy playtime the yummy gummy search for Santa sonic the hedgehog the angry birds movie the Lego movie

Be sure and tell em LARGE MARGE SENT YA!

The Mekong will eat a grunt's feet right off his legs.

Hey, Lenore... - Everybody gets a second chance.

But you ain't got no friends, Crumb Bum