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It's how I feel... And that's all I have to say about that

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John Michael Solis.... Its a household name....

Now, the secret to this game is,

Every day, I'd pick pretty flowers and put them in her room for her,

When your work buddy clocks out And leaves without telling anyone

Well, that's what's left after me saying,

Don’t you ever call him stupid!

Me at 9pm on NYE

- Stupid damn... - Get your goddamn clothes...

Hey What's goin on

My sister is a freaking millionaire Lawd how mercy

You're thinking of California It's this whole other part of the Country

IDA Sorry I had a hurricane in the middle of your bonnaroo party.

...five or six gunshots were fired by an unknown would-be assassin.

but Mama says it's just a little taco bell

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream.

Danke schoen darling danke schoen

he'd have given us all braces on our legs.

Somebody in his family had fought and died

YOU’LL NEVER SINK THIS BOAT!

I said, is your friend stupid or something?

Think I'll go home now.

I played ping pong so much, I even played it in my sleep

You wrote me a letter, you idiot.

Try to love one another right now

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!

split everything right down the middle. Man, I'm telling you, 50-50.

Don't you ever call him retarded!

to men from each of the Armed Services.

But we're gonna straighten him right up, now, aren't we, Forrest?

Jennyyyy I have a cough due to the corona virus cold

and her daddy was some kind of a farmer.

Studies show Losing 35 lbs can add up to 2 inches to penis size

I sure hope I don’t let him down

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Yes drill sergeant!

- Shut up, there! Don't be so shy, honey.

That was my destiny

Big old fat snow

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

I bet there's COVID all in these waters

Joe, Trump did not put them in your house. Pence did.

He was always kissing and touching her and her sisters.

Sorry we ruined your Opening day party

So much shrimp, why, you wouldn't believe it.

Do you want a chocolate? Do you want a chocolate?

Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!

I WONT UNLOAD MY MOWER FOR LESS THAN 60 BUCKS

THEY GAVE YOU $1.4 BILLION IN FUNDING

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!

Truck 8 Truck 9

there was to know about the shrimping business.

- Pull back! Forrest, Forrest!

How are we going to find them?

I think you should go home to... Greenbow ALABAMA!!!

That’s where we’ll find those fish, my boy!

I WONT UNLOAD MY MOWER FOR LESS THAN 60 BUCKS

Forrest GUMP 1994

I've been working on shrimp boats all my life.

I just felt like walkin.

Is there a Mr. Potts… Mrs. Potts?

That boy is a sure runnin full

And just like that, my betting days was over

Yeah, it's okay. Go talk to him.

Pluto's a fucking planet bitch.

But Caleb ain't got no knees, Mike

some photos of her in her college sweater,

Stupid is as stupid does

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of Your George Floyd party

Come on, Forrest, you can do it.

You'll never sink this boat! - Now, me, I was scared,

Roger, Strongarm, be advised we have incoming from the tree line

Yes Drill Sergeant!

You can sit down if you want to.

He never actually said so, but I think he made his peace with God.

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

GET DOWN! SHUT UP!

Get out! Come on, go! Go! Go!

So, I went home.

Forrest, let me down!

Fine and Dandy…

They even had a priest come and talk to me.

Gump, you stay here, God damn it! That's an order!

I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!

There was only one thing I could say about the war in Vietnam.

beryl grillsial are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea

I'm not a smart man but I know what an elk bulge is

It's an industry standard

And I'd be your first mate. Well, here I am.

mostly to people passing through,

I CUT THAT GRASS FOR 60 BUCKS

That's good One less thing

At Nik's house...

Meirch 16, 2001

hahaha hahahaha

I sure hope I don't let him down.

This seat’s taken

People always take me to a sumo wrestling show.

Quando vc quer aprender violão E descobre que "Pestanas" existem!!!

you could tell about a person by their shoes:

Why don't you love me Hayley

Jacob, asking for time off:

Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play.

Meirch 23, 2001

God, I said leave me here, God damn it!

Grandma used to read it to you.

Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!

And I saw a solar eclipse, again.

I gotta get out of here.

I got it just by doing what you told me to do.

Can you tell us, what was China like?

WTF...”I moved to the “Sunshine State”

Bubba-Gump Shrimp. It's a household name.

I met the principal and all.

Lieutenant dan, what're you doing here?

Sorry I ruined your stepbrothers joke

God damn it, kick some ass!

What is your role and sole purpose?

When she left me

Then I'd sign each letter FUCK JOE BIDEN

That's one small step for man,

I'm sick Sorry I can't make lunch

Now, my mama always told me that miracles happen every day.

and a brand-new shrimping boat.

try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed.

That's all I have to say about that.

I know you wouldn't, Forrest.

Well, well. Captain Forrest Gump. I had to see this for myself.

Son, you've been awarded the Medal of Honor.

Mr Dragon, some unicorns can fly in the air,

That's good! One less thing...

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Lieutenant Daaaannn

When I send my friends this, I need them to take one for the team!

Her: Stop Stop ME

The Gilgo Beach killer was caught, and just like that, the media forgot about the cocaine found in the White House

She didn't have to work in nobody's kitchen no more.

Forrest Gump has house buldozed

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

Hey, I bet there's shrimp all in these waters.

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What am I gonna do now?

He tastes like cigarettes …

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive.

then to use military force.

Is he smart... Or...

I must have ate me about 15 Monterey Melts

They sending me to Vietnam

"Here's somebody who's got it all figured out.

Meirch 12, 2001

She said they was my magic shoes.

Cleveland, he was from Detroit.

He's really good.

WE WON THE COMPETITION! AGAIN!

Scared of what, I don't know,

the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Leyla is my best good friend

So, where you been, baby cakes, huh? Haven't seen you around lately.

Sit down Shut up

Happy New Year, Gump.

I wanna go home!

Shrimpin and Pimpin … it’s a household name

Help the police are chasing me

Strongarm, this is Leg Lima 6, over!

I sure hope I don't let them down

Mama makes the mash potatoes

Forrest Gump has house buldozed

We were pulling up wood and

How would you like to go in the Latina smashing business with me?

Trent green is the greatest chiefs qb…that’s all I have to say about that

Dan let's sleep wit our backs together that's way we wont be touching out peckers Alright John

gdg is on the beat

And Josh Allen won AFC Offensive Player of the Week…again.

After I explain something to a coworker more than once

Happy birthday, lieutenant dad!

I love you Jessica

America owes you a debt of gratitude, son.

Well, it's true and of course...

I found out that that man did come up with an idea for a T-shirt.

Can you do me a favor SHUT THE FUCK UP

She wants the deck It's a household name

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Black Panther party Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Blk Panther Party

Yeah, but don't you be thinking that I’ll be buying a Cybertruck

Gotta have New clothes!

Sorry my kid puked in the Middle of your quinceañera party.

Your momma sure must love you playing GameStop

Sterling sees coons?

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?!?

That's him right there.

A good friend of mine was in the bed next door Tom --->

I could eat about a million and a half of these.

Let's take a little walk around.

That's all these cripples, down at the VA,

Yes sir, we will have more money than Davey Crocket

But Mama said it was just a little white lie

It's easy if you try, Dick....

and i updated the drawing set, again

I was born with thin gums, sir

Run for us, run!

So, are you enjoying yourself in our nation's capital, young man?

I miss you, titties

I gotta find bud light!!

WELL YOUR MOMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING

I’d like to see that.

Ya cain’t sit heah Seat’s taken

Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.

Goodnight my love

Directly in the buttocks

I just felt like interviewing

But I know mark is a douche

And then it was nice.

I'm not a smart man,

the sweetest voice in the wide world.

Just fine thank you

- This one! This one! Give me that! Turn it up!

Bubba's family knew everything

What are you all staring at?

It's the most beautiful thing I ever seen

Sure as hell was

YES GRILL SEGEANT!

"... a good little monkey and... "

"It looked easy, but,

Green-beau, Alabama!

'cause she made it all the way to California.

I think I’ll go home now

Marian is a genius too!

That Ian Hughes ... he sure is a runnin' fool!

She saw me on TV, running.

and learn how to live in harmony,

But I know what Forrest Gump references is

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

Sorry I ruined your schedule release party

no no no no no tv tv Go to your room! Now!

And just like that, he was gone

- Still no shrimp, Lieutenant Dan. - Okay, so I was wrong.

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Wolverine party.

But Mama said it was just a little white lie ...so it wouldn't hurt nobody.

Don't you know we in a war here?

Pussy is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

But he didn't die.

It's how I feel... A d that all I have to say about that

Meirch 27, 2001