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Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own.

I got your Nerdtec®

I'm gonna lean up against you. You just lean right back against me.

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It’s fall-off-the-bone.

Okay, sir. I'll check it out.

I'm not a smart coder

Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man

When Mike finishes the ruck with you You got new legs. New legs!

That's all I have to say about that

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on George Floyd

life is choco chocolate

Sorry I had a fight in the middle Of your George Floyd party

new all time high, again

Now what are we supposed to do?

What are you watching?

Does this mean I can't play ping-pong or more?

Colette, ice cream!

Run, Fields, run! Run, Fields!

He liked to say the "F" word. A lot.

I'm not a smart man, Dorvad

Vi behöver inte fylla i Klart Skepp nu!

I think you should go home To Alhambra

When I ask him to do something around the house My husband replies

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

That's where we'll find them.

I’m glad you were able to make a snowman in our nation’s capitol

before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner

It's all right.

Sorry i brought the Covidz To the family party

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

Tia Lauren going to Oliver’s presentation Is he smart or is he like me

They said it was a million dollar would... But the government must keep that money, cuzI haven’t seen a nickel...

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!

Yes, I know that.

maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama.

- Billy, I'm sorry. - What the hell?

THIS SEAT'S TAYCAN

SEATS TAKEN, MATTHEW.

My mom would just Punch em off with a broom.

She was my best friend...

That’s good One less plugin

THANKS GRILL SERGEANT

I'm not a developer

Larry’s getting shoes

Try and keep your feet dry.

but I knew the orange clown was lying

Sorry I found a bug in the middle of your AltCon Master Release party.

Nothing just happens It’s all part of the plan

And next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions.

It’s just this war….. And those damn curbs

That's All We Have To Say About That

I asked for a car. I got a box of chocolates How’s that for being born under a bad sign

Look, it's pretty basic here.

which made me happy, 'cause she was so close.

It was nice talking to you.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

It's not really hard.

because we are awakening the American people

And a brand new MacBook Pro

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term...

Triple J Consulting It’s a household name

What Bubba didn’t tell me is Meal Preppin’, it hard

there's some things you just can't change.

Your momma sure does care about your education...

Do you see that?

Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!

You know what I think?

Yeh . . Well you better tuck that IN, or your gonna get that Caught on a in a Revolving Door !!

But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan

It’s just the war, and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company.

I got it just by doing what you told me to do

but I think it was her grandma's dog.

I brought you some chocolate I ate some

I'd like to see that

Yes, but i'll be there in a few minutes.

Over there! They're over there!

Is he smart or Is he like me?

For no particular reason I just baked a "No Apparent Reason" cake

*makes sex noises*

Sorry I ruined your Tee ball party

Run, you stupid son of a bitch! Run!

you'd want to eat or drink.

well, just don't make no sense.

These are going to make me...

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

Because you told me to Drill Sergeant

Are u stupid or something?

But you ain’t got no legs.

We Were Just Shooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!

Pray with me fairo. Pray with me.

Is he smart or Is he like me

Cream cheese, specialty Cheese, shredded cheese…

"I'm singin' a song, here!!"

You got free parking Free parking!

I can ride like the wind blows.

Yeah, I've got three over here.

Happy birthday!!!

Well, I thought it was a very lovely story,

YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU BE THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO BE CALLING YOU "DR."

I think you should go home To Alhambra

What did you say?

direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty,

And I figured since I'd run this far,

Hey, man, he's cool. He's cool. He's one of us.

they even put me on a thing called the all-america team

Mama said that the "Forrest" part

And just like that There were no more Boise boys…

It’s just this snow And that lying son of a bitch Ted Cruz.

Corre a responder la encuesta

I can run like the wind blows

That's my boat.

Owwweee Something bit me!

It sounded good.

Mama said my backs crooked like s question mark

When the threat comes from a crackhead... He then reminds himself quickly

And I closed that incident again

There was Dallas, from Phoenix,

Then, it felt like something just jumped up and bit me.

And just like that, my agentblazing days was over.

They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running

Sergeant Sam. First Decorative clockwork Regiment Sah!"

He was a very loving man.

Then, I'd sign each letter, "Love, Forrest Gump. "

I wasn’t hungry, I was thirsty! I must have drank me about 15 Dr Peppers.

I don't know if Mama was right,

Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs.

When raccoons try to get in our kitchen, Mama just chase 'em off wit a broom.

Sergeant Bens.. god damn it

Is he right handed or is he… Like me?

- You do your very best now, Forrest. - I sure will, Mama.

where nano was running to... A Soriano wedding '2022

- Congratulations. How do you feel? - I gotta pee.

Everybody gets a second chance.

Yeah. It's messy right now. I just got off work.

Do you understand what I'm saying, Gump?

Goddamn it gump! You're a goddamn Genius, Gump!

the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel

Anyone wanna go To San Francisco???

They sending me, to Hahnville

I gotta find Bubba!

Or for animals?

A young Donald Trump

I can run like the wind blows.

Have you found Jesus yet?

Foiles, I never thanked you for offering me pretzels…

There is one item of GI gear

I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well.

We've had all sorts of visitors, Forrest.

What do you mean, Jenny?

living rent free in my head

THE WAR IN VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!! YEAH!!!

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Trump

Folsom: 9pm FCC: 1am

Nah, I'm gonna be all right.

We sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy

I would never hurt you, you know that.

I wanna go home

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

Now, they told us that Vietnam was gonna be very different

draw what you need for the field.

YOU SHOULD GO HOME TO ALABAMA!

God dammit Gramps, you’re a Goddamn genius!

Jajaja voy con mi pisonadora

hit New ATH, AGAIN.

"Well, WorldPoint told me I was gonna get a real nice 13% discount, but I reckon AHA's keepin’ all that money for themselves,...

And She liked to use the "F" Word a lot

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Biden!

integrated the University of Alabama today.

Summthin bit me

I cut Lips’ grass for free

She was a folk singer

that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Listen, I'm in the bumper sticker business

I have your location, ya idiot.

Nick Dele-fucking-on!

Who in the hell is that...????? That's, SPIRO the smelly one coach...

So, you boys are from Arkansas, huh? Well, I've been through there.

When you need to reassure your friends that you won't leave at a festival

God damn bless America.

And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again.

Anybody know where our Geriatric president is???

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

It wasn't always fun.

When Harvey hits Dobbin and your parents drank too much vodka...

Now... Now, I don't know about that,

You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?

Does this mean i can't do stock checks no more

Sorry I ruined your gooner Party

Hey, I kept a scrapbook of your clippings and everything.

She was my best friend... My only friend.

Come on, man, go!

Ok Vaughn, i'll stay

You got new legs. New legs!

Meirch 24, 2001

Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain.

And sometimes, rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan.

But I know what Forest Gump references is

They’re sending me to Bahrain It’s this whole other country

The Reds are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

- What's the matter, Mama? - I'm dying, Forrest.

THEY SAID IT WAS A $15,000 RAISE, BUT THE DA'S OFFICE MUST KEEP THAT MONEY...

FIGHTIN’ IRISH SEMINOLES

I played Ping-Pong

You never know what you're going to get

My nastya always said, life is like a box of chocolate

A couple more and you’ll have yourself enough for a cocktail.

Mei Mei Upin Ipin

Sorry I ruined your Father’s Day party.

- I'm... Sorry. - It's okay.

Shut up! And fish!