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maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama.

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Trump

I'm not a developer

because we are awakening the American people

Sergeant Bens.. god damn it

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I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well.

I would never hurt you, you know that.

I wanna go home

THIS SEAT'S TAYCAN

Yes, but i'll be there in a few minutes.

living rent free in my head

Owwweee Something bit me!

They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running

I brought you some chocolate I ate some

- You do your very best now, Forrest. - I sure will, Mama.

Run, Fields, run! Run, Fields!

Or for animals?

When Mike finishes the ruck with you You got new legs. New legs!

God dammit Gramps, you’re a Goddamn genius!

We've had all sorts of visitors, Forrest.

- I'm... Sorry. - It's okay.

but I knew the orange clown was lying

It's not really hard.

direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty,

It was nice talking to you.

Sorry I found a bug in the middle of your AltCon Master Release party.

When the threat comes from a crackhead... He then reminds himself quickly

Jajaja voy con mi pisonadora

Summthin bit me

hit New ATH, AGAIN.

Now, they told us that Vietnam was gonna be very different

he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan.

Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own.

that lying son of a bitch Johnson

You got free parking Free parking!

And just like that There were no more Boise boys…

Does this mean I can't play ping-pong or more?

You know what I think?

When I ask him to do something around the house My husband replies

And sometimes, rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

I got your Nerdtec®

And She liked to use the "F" Word a lot

For no particular reason I just baked a "No Apparent Reason" cake

I have your location, ya idiot.

Everybody gets a second chance.

And a brand new MacBook Pro

well, just don't make no sense.

THANKS GRILL SERGEANT

Look, it's pretty basic here.

It’s just this war And that lying son of a bitch Biden!

but I think it was her grandma's dog.

Listen, I'm in the bumper sticker business

which made me happy, 'cause she was so close.

He was a very loving man.

"Well, WorldPoint told me I was gonna get a real nice 13% discount, but I reckon AHA's keepin’ all that money for themselves,...

"I'm singin' a song, here!!"

Anyone wanna go To San Francisco???

FIGHTIN’ IRISH SEMINOLES

When Harvey hits Dobbin and your parents drank too much vodka...

That’s good One less plugin

I can ride like the wind blows.

But I know what Forest Gump references is

Lieutenant Dan, I Scrame

Triple J Consulting It’s a household name

Larry’s getting shoes

I'm not a smart man, Dorvad

the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel

And I figured since I'd run this far,

It sounded good.

Nah, I'm gonna be all right.

I’m glad you were able to make a snowman in our nation’s capitol

THE WAR IN VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!! YEAH!!!

Sorry I ruined your Father’s Day party.

Folsom: 9pm FCC: 1am

There is one item of GI gear

I'm not a smart coder

I think you should go home To Alhambra

That's my boat.

"Some people don't think so, but they do."

When raccoons try to get in our kitchen, Mama just chase 'em off wit a broom.

And I closed that incident again

A young Donald Trump

Meirch 24, 2001

What are you watching?

Foiles, I never thanked you for offering me pretzels…

A couple more and you’ll have yourself enough for a cocktail.

He liked to say the "F" word. A lot.

When you need to reassure your friends that you won't leave at a festival

And next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions.

What Bubba didn’t tell me is Meal Preppin’, it hard

Over there! They're over there!

Sorry I had a fight in the middle Of your George Floyd party

Have you found Jesus yet?

These are going to make me...

That's where we'll find them.

Do you see that?

Now we ain’t strangers anymore

Now... Now, I don't know about that,

It’s just the war, and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Nothing just happens It’s all part of the plan

She was my best friend... My only friend.

Happy birthday!!!

What do you mean, Jenny?

I got it just by doing what you told me to do

Because you told me to Drill Sergeant

They sending me, to Hahnville

I wasn’t hungry, I was thirsty! I must have drank me about 15 Dr Peppers.

They said it was a million dollar would... But the government must keep that money, cuzI haven’t seen a nickel...

You got new legs. New legs!

Do you understand what I'm saying, Gump?

The Reds are like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get

Shut up! And fish!

THEY SAID IT WAS A $15,000 RAISE, BUT THE DA'S OFFICE MUST KEEP THAT MONEY...

Hey, I kept a scrapbook of your clippings and everything.

Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs.

Sorry I ruined your Tee ball party

It’s fall-off-the-bone.

That's all I have to say about that

Sorry I ruined your gooner Party

This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."

Colette, ice cream!

Nick Dele-fucking-on!

Ok Vaughn, i'll stay

It’s just this snow And that lying son of a bitch Ted Cruz.

So, you boys are from Arkansas, huh? Well, I've been through there.

Come on, man, go!

She was a folk singer

My mom would just Punch em off with a broom.

Yeh . . Well you better tuck that IN, or your gonna get that Caught on a in a Revolving Door !!

And just like that, my agentblazing days was over.

there's some things you just can't change.

Is he smart or Is he like me

Is he right handed or is he… Like me?

Yes, I know that.

I can run like the wind blows

Well, I thought it was a very lovely story,

I don't know if Mama was right,

You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?

But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan

Mama said my backs crooked like s question mark

where nano was running to... A Soriano wedding '2022

Yeah, I've got three over here.

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

She was my best friend...

Your momma sure does care about your education...

I asked for a car. I got a box of chocolates How’s that for being born under a bad sign

I think you should go home To Alhambra

life is choco chocolate

Try and keep your feet dry.

*makes sex noises*

I played Ping-Pong

Hey, man, he's cool. He's cool. He's one of us.

I can run like the wind blows.

And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again.

Tia Lauren going to Oliver’s presentation Is he smart or is he like me

Sorry i brought the Covidz To the family party

They’re sending me to Bahrain It’s this whole other country

Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain.

Mama said that the "Forrest" part

integrated the University of Alabama today.

Sergeant Sam. First Decorative clockwork Regiment Sah!"

What did you say?

Where the hell do you think you're going?

- Congratulations. How do you feel? - I gotta pee.

It’s just this war….. And those damn curbs

Who in the hell is that...????? That's, SPIRO the smelly one coach...

I gotta find Bubba!

they even put me on a thing called the all-america team

That's All We Have To Say About That

Cream cheese, specialty Cheese, shredded cheese…

I'd like to see that

you'd want to eat or drink.

Are u stupid or something?

Yeah. It's messy right now. I just got off work.

before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner

Run, you stupid son of a bitch! Run!

Then, I'd sign each letter, "Love, Forrest Gump. "

It's all right.

But you ain’t got no legs.

Does this mean i can't do stock checks no more

Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company.

I cut Lips’ grass for free

SEATS TAKEN, MATTHEW.

YOU SHOULD GO HOME TO ALABAMA!

new all time high, again

Now what are we supposed to do?

Okay, sir. I'll check it out.

There was Dallas, from Phoenix,

God damn bless America.

Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on George Floyd

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term...

Mei Mei Upin Ipin

Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!

Anybody know where our Geriatric president is???

I'm gonna lean up against you. You just lean right back against me.

- What's the matter, Mama? - I'm dying, Forrest.

Is he smart or Is he like me?

draw what you need for the field.

Pray with me fairo. Pray with me.

It wasn't always fun.

- Billy, I'm sorry. - What the hell?

Then, it felt like something just jumped up and bit me.

We Were Just Shooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!

Vi behöver inte fylla i Klart Skepp nu!

My nastya always said, life is like a box of chocolate

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YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU BE THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO BE CALLING YOU "DR."

Goddamn it gump! You're a goddamn Genius, Gump!

We sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy

You never know what you're going to get

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I"M WALKING HERE! AH, GET OUT!