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Si mi sargentoooo SI MI SARGENTO
Saints
We ain't got to pay no rent.
I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business.
I'm Lieutenant Dan Taylor. Welcome to Fourth Platoon.
I'm just like Forrest
Momma says my back Is crooked as a question mark
What's "vacation" mean?
Are you doing this for the homeless?
Gump Mower
But you don’t have ovaries Lt Dan
Your life now
You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not!
it’s this whole other biotic
Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.
They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200
AND COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.
Well, kiss my crippled Ass
Ooooohhhh Weeeeeeeee
I could eat a million and a half Reese’s
Our team is...different, Mr. Knight
I gotta find Wally
Josh was my best good friend. I had to make sure he had a good birthday
I wanted to be your bafran
If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man,
My feet hurt
Picking up babes at the Dog park
There must be something can be done.
Very good, sir.
JENN-AY!
I have some kind of virus
I'm home momma
They live within our borders, they are all our brothers.
Big old fat snow
Are you stupid or something?
GOD DAMN IT, Nick! You're a goddamn genius.
Viet fucking nam
Even children can see through this!
Do you, Forrest, take Jenny to be your wife?
So we beat Texas Tech for the National Championship, again
This is the site of the old Astor Hotel.
You’re still “Fun” Mary Lou
Margo during the drill
14 days and 16 hours.
Ya tenemos el barco pero...
What are you all starin' at?
That's in the county of Greenbow.
I’m home, mama
ya cain’t sit heah
Sorry I fucked up your Sunday
One day, it started raining
Seat’s taken Can’t sit herr
Forrest has a phone call.
Nothing.
Happy new year, Michigan!
Your partner when you three putt to lose a hole...
bom dia meus amores bom final de semana
A couple more , and you could have yourself A shrimp cocktail
I cut that grass for free
HEY MR. MOJO Sorry, I dragged out a dumbass meme debate in the middle of your knowledge dropping session
He Sure Is Fast!
Forrest, what are you doing here?
And guess what?
And we were always looking for this guy named Charlie.
I ran a long way,
So I liberated Europe from the Nazis... again
It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou.
But I know what betting is
maybe it's both.
It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
with cricifix begiven to golgatha, as thee fell three times on the cross." "however mary still wipes your face with the cloth bless all!" manus dei oi uuh varitas." paragraph of mary 34:00: "thee knew thou hast cruxifex at his execution thou hast handover the virgin mary to thee's grave betwixed thine twine."
who've been in country a while, you'll be all right.
Listen up, people!
A B
Did you lose your pecker in the war or something?
Runnin' fool!
And just like that Alto lights stay on. WOW
We was sitting next to a millionaire
And I met with Gretchen...Again.
Run, Forrest! Run away! Hurry!
GUUUUUUUMP!!!!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
No ethics here
Momma sweeps coons off the back porch with a broom
I only got 5
Okay.
LIKE BROTHERS AND STUFF
Two standing orders in this platoon:
When it’s your own kid you’re like
When crew comes to get me After Corona Quarantine
And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus
and the rest is just for showing off.
Here, by videotape, is the encounter by General Graham,
I got you some beers I drank some
Larry, thank you for anything we should go wrong.
It's bad luck to have a boat without a name.
When ur boss asks u if ur working His Inner thoughts, lol
Si mi sargento
so, ...
but his back is as crooked as a politician.
- Hey, Forrest. - Hey, Bubba.
I'm glad we we're here together in our Nations [Fashion] Capital
That's all I have to Say ABout That
GOD DAMN IT, ELINOR! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!
Oh Becky No
Black panther party
Today in NC
Why are you doing this?
just so evident today, the trend towards military dictatorship in this country.
lt. Dan... Time sheets!
Seat’s Taken. Can’t sit here.
Sorry I got in a fight In the middle of your black Panther party
He didn't want to be called crippled, just like I didn't want to be called stupid.
I'll go back to my college now
Where you boys from in the world?
and i updated the drawing set, again
The Museum
God damn it! Mac!
I got your letter.
though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money.
I didn't want it to end.
You’re always hot Capt. jones
President Johnson awarded four Medals of Honor
Shut that blind, man.
was to play Ping-Pong.
I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go home now.
Coronoavirus came, Government said we didn't have to worry about Freedom any more more. And I said, "That's good. One less thing."
It’s just the Republicans and that lying sonOfabitch Trump!
- Okay. Thanks. - Bye.
"That's good. One less thing. "
God damn it, Bill! You're a God damn genius!
The war in Vietnam?
What, do you have a cough due to cold? I'll take care of you if you're sick
- Bubba. - I'm okay, Forrest.
Since I was a gazillionaire I cut that grass for free
I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
You were.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
No, we are not relations, sir
POV when Nero runs you over on horseback then says “Stop” I don’t know if I’ve told you, But I can run like the wind blows.
I’m pretty tired. Think I'll go to Edinburgh and drink the last deuchars.
And just like that My Lions season was over
And there...
- Welcome home. - You had quite a trip.
What's wrong with your lip?
Stand here.
From that day forward I was running
tyskland efter trumps hot
Moments ago, at 2:25 p. m., as President Reagan was leaving the...
Remember what I told you, Forrest. You're no different than anybody else is.
Jessi
McAllen Medical Celebrates Level II Trauma Designation
E.B. Hop
When you hear the voice of your bro and the realisation hits
Me in the living room at 10pm on NYE planning to stay up for the bells
And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts,
Michael no…
I would never hurt you, Jenny.
The gave you a Directors award
Happy Saturday
- Forrest, stop it! Stop it! Jesus!
The Forrest Gump Prone to ramble but some think you're genius
You son of a bitch! Run! Go! Run!
GEG internet down again
your fast movers are inbound at this time, over.
President Carter, suffering
That GIRL…
R E D N E C K
- Lieutenant Dan. - Hi, Forrest.
Okay.
That's so right on, man. You said it all.
Run Kottka run
Not raccoons, you idiot, niggers, and they want to go to school with us.
Gump, how can you watch that stupid NFL shit. Turn it off!
How you doing? Come in, come in!
But he sure is washed!
If you don't mind my 3rd leg, Otherwise This Seat's Taken.
Have you seen Explosive Diarrhea Cowboy? He drops his pants and shits in the grass.
One man even left a check for $25,000
Sorry about your internet
ME MRS JOLSY
Nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and dandy.
Mmhmm
This is my fiancÈe, Susan.
he had the police say Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more.
Momma just chase Them off with a broom
Directly in the buttocks
We gonna straighten you up ain't we Rommel
His legs are strong, Mrs. Gump,
And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exodus
When raccoons tried to get in our kitchen, Momma'd just chase 'em off with a broom!
Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!
Hmm
My grand ma had a dog!
He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Confortable Shoes
We got a whole bunch, 12 Jennys
AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.
555 555
You understand this is the bus to school, now, don't you?
Your bank's different, Mrs. Gump.
And the Bills were on Primetime …again.
You have a great year. Hurry home and God bless you.
I'm not a smart coder
Leonard in a few years to Emma when she’s home from college...
Anyway, like I was saying, I had a lot of company.
You twins?!
He's on vacation
'cause Tommy bought a round on the house
Hey! Something bit me!
Not slow at all thaa is just fine and dandy
It's just the start of the football And that lying son-of-a-bitch Ben Johnson
When racoons tried getting on our back porch, mama’d just chase em off with a broom
and slept and slept, like she hadn't slept in years.
No.
Congratulations, son.
No, sir.
Just me.
There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole...
Yeah, but don't you be thinking I'm going to be calling you "sir"
And she slept like she hadn’t slept in years
My mama always said,
This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
run run run figma run run!
Governor Wallace, I take it from that statement, that...
Live Cost ..........
You bought a Raptor R for 75k over MSRP? Stupid is as stupid does Mrs. Blue
about who you're gonna be?
When your squad asks what the uniform is for
Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius! Damn it Dave, Your're a Godddamn Genius!
Jenny! - Come on!
Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny.
Oh, Bubba, noo...
Never leave home without 'em .
I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, God damn you!
In Viet-fucking-nam! - Yeah!
Some years later, that nice young man from England
But you ain't got No fuckin' legs Lieutenant Dan
but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad.
- No, he's not! Get over there! - Who is that? Who is that?
Hey, Bubba.
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Well I thought it was a lovely story!
#1 - Keep your feet dry!
Ronzo DraftKings
And this Fourth is witnessing one of the
?
Jenny?
And Just like that, I was Free to go
so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
Steve
GOD DAMN IT, KOLOJ! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
Peace!
No problem. Got to go, Jen, I'm double-parked.
A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan.
God damn it, put me down!
I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan.
Roger, Strongarm, I know my position is danger close.
Laura and me were like Peas and carrots
Celeste sure cares about your vacation. You don’t say much, do you Blair?
Hey, FOrrest... I wanna go home
votre salaire est... différent, Mme Gump.
so I could understand them.
- Gump. Gump. - I'm Forrest Gump.
I brought you some chocolate.
I don't know
What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a 7u coach pitcher with braces on his legs before?
This is my favorite group
Hey, honey, this ain't Captain Kangaroo.
Tell me something.
SI MI SARGENTO
Can’t sit here
Nothing just happens, it's all part of a plan.
Trump
"Gump, How Can You Watch That Stupid NFL Shit. Turn It Off!"
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!
- "First, there... " - Mama, what's "vacation" mean?
And I retired, again
Sorry to have interrupted you In the middle of your family vacation
I’m talkin the war of George fuckin Floyd!
I HAVE SOMETHING, THE CORONA VIRUS,