Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I just got out of a long relationship.

to make things up to you...

Damn it, that's intriguing. Okay, I'm in.

I can't teach you anything.

Now, let's review Barney's rules for mating without dating.

I found a 1939d penny on the subway.

That way, they become so intrigued, they have to hang out with you all night.

and leave me with your old, used-up twin.

So, unless you're absolutely certain, stay the hell away from him.

I don't think so.

Wow. So maybe I should call him.

Shut up and talk about Marshall. Shut up and talk about Marshall.

Your hair is adorable.

Come on! I'll, I'll teach you all of my strategies.

She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake.

Lily, this was the worst summer of my life.

- You bring it up every time. - Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.

I don't want to hear the word "maybe."

No, we can't get back together.

It is impossible that you're doing this to me again.

Marshall. We're doing this.

In all my years teaching, I've never seen anything so needless.

Marshall had the worst summer of his life, and she's happy.

That first apartment, I...

Trust me. I'm a girl.

here it comes...

There's no "would" in sex.