Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to make things up to you...

No, we can't get back together.

That first apartment, I...

Now, let's review Barney's rules for mating without dating.

but I just got out of a long relationship.

Marshall. We're doing this.

She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake.

Shut up and talk about Marshall. Shut up and talk about Marshall.

Trust me. I'm a girl.

Lily, this was the worst summer of my life.

I found a 1939d penny on the subway.

Come on! I'll, I'll teach you all of my strategies.

I don't want to hear the word "maybe."

In all my years teaching, I've never seen anything so needless.

It is impossible that you're doing this to me again.

That way, they become so intrigued, they have to hang out with you all night.

There's no "would" in sex.

and leave me with your old, used-up twin.

I can't teach you anything.

Damn it, that's intriguing. Okay, I'm in.

Marshall had the worst summer of his life, and she's happy.

Your hair is adorable.

- You bring it up every time. - Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.

I don't think so.

here it comes...

Wow. So maybe I should call him.

So, unless you're absolutely certain, stay the hell away from him.